Ok, so this weekedn stayed up til 5am or so, but then got up at 11am to go back to bens to help him start on his basement (he's doing a bedroom bathroom kinda thing. Didn't get home or to bed til 10:30 and then stayed up watching TV forever so now exhausted tired AGAIN. *sigh* gonna go home and take a NAP!!!!
xoxo
Monday, January 29, 2007
Monday, January 22, 2007
Here's something to think about...
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.
This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend !!!!
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me.
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
Cocaine is gods way of telling you that you make too much money.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a unlimited inventory.
I drink to forget I drink.
I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.
Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn't hold water.
The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
The whole world is about three drinks behind.
I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.
This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend !!!!
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me.
The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
Cocaine is gods way of telling you that you make too much money.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a unlimited inventory.
I drink to forget I drink.
I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.
Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn't hold water.
The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.
Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
The whole world is about three drinks behind.
I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.
Clean yer ears, Dick.
Don't ask.
Anyway - have a new retarded hobby. Its called lets stay up til 5 am on saturday night playing stupid guitar hero and then sleep in all day sunday and wonder why we aren't tired til2am sunday night, then go to work tired-as-hell on monday. THAAT ISA GREATTTT IDEA!!! YAY!!!!
Duh.
Anyway - have a new retarded hobby. Its called lets stay up til 5 am on saturday night playing stupid guitar hero and then sleep in all day sunday and wonder why we aren't tired til2am sunday night, then go to work tired-as-hell on monday. THAAT ISA GREATTTT IDEA!!! YAY!!!!
Duh.
Wednesday, January 17, 2007
Its too cold to go outside and play
1. Ever been to a strip club?
Yes. I even had a lap dance! Jon says he won't go to the strip club with me anymore, but ben says next time he's sitting closer to me HA!!
2. Ever been to a bar?
Way too many to count.
3. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
No, they love me. OOh almost got a bitch kicked out cuz of me an alana! That was fun!
4. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
Technically, no, I'm a pretty good drunk -- you know I can keep it together until I get somewhere safe to fall asleep.
5. Ever been so drunk you passed out?
No, again, I'm a good drunk... sides I'm always worried I'll miss something funny.
6. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives)?
Yup, alana at new years (no tongue though ;-P)
7. Thrown up from drinking too much?
Twice. First time from sharing cake with daisy on the floor of the kitchen and the second time from killing 750 ml of vodka by myself when my girl had to be put down.
8. Had sex in a car?
No, jon's a party pooper. That and we'd get caught...
9. Had sex in a park?
Yes. Almost got caught.
10. Had sex in a movie theatre?
No, jon's a paranoid dork.
11. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes, but not a public one.
12. Had sex at work?
No ewww...
13. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes, many times, with friends, or even by myself blue boutique knows me now.
14. Have you ever purchased items from adult store?
Yes, and not just shoes.
15. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store?
Yes, but it was on piercings and shoes.
16. Is there someone you wished you never had sex with?
No, but theres lots of people I wish I could have sex with...Johnny depp for instance
17. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with?
Yes, but I'm still working on it. It's just a matter of time, and he will be mine. Oh, yes, he will be mine.
18. Have you ever had a threesome?
No, I'd get too jealous if everyone wasn't paying attention to ME
19. Have you ever had a foursome?
No, but ben keeps suggesting it
20. Are your breasts real?
Duh
21. Have you ever used viagra (or anything like it)?
No, but horny goat weed makes jon cranky
22. Have you ever kissed a stranger?
Like made out with someone, kissed? no peck on the cheek? yes
23. How old were you when you first had sex?
eighteen AND I've only been with Jon ... how precious is that??
24. Have you ever had a one night stand?
Nope always had two hahahahahahahaha yeah I'm a geek
25. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
No, thanks GOD
Yes. I even had a lap dance! Jon says he won't go to the strip club with me anymore, but ben says next time he's sitting closer to me HA!!
2. Ever been to a bar?
Way too many to count.
3. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
No, they love me. OOh almost got a bitch kicked out cuz of me an alana! That was fun!
4. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
Technically, no, I'm a pretty good drunk -- you know I can keep it together until I get somewhere safe to fall asleep.
5. Ever been so drunk you passed out?
No, again, I'm a good drunk... sides I'm always worried I'll miss something funny.
6. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives)?
Yup, alana at new years (no tongue though ;-P)
7. Thrown up from drinking too much?
Twice. First time from sharing cake with daisy on the floor of the kitchen and the second time from killing 750 ml of vodka by myself when my girl had to be put down.
8. Had sex in a car?
No, jon's a party pooper. That and we'd get caught...
9. Had sex in a park?
Yes. Almost got caught.
10. Had sex in a movie theatre?
No, jon's a paranoid dork.
11. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes, but not a public one.
12. Had sex at work?
No ewww...
13. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes, many times, with friends, or even by myself blue boutique knows me now.
14. Have you ever purchased items from adult store?
Yes, and not just shoes.
15. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store?
Yes, but it was on piercings and shoes.
16. Is there someone you wished you never had sex with?
No, but theres lots of people I wish I could have sex with...Johnny depp for instance
17. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with?
Yes, but I'm still working on it. It's just a matter of time, and he will be mine. Oh, yes, he will be mine.
18. Have you ever had a threesome?
No, I'd get too jealous if everyone wasn't paying attention to ME
19. Have you ever had a foursome?
No, but ben keeps suggesting it
20. Are your breasts real?
Duh
21. Have you ever used viagra (or anything like it)?
No, but horny goat weed makes jon cranky
22. Have you ever kissed a stranger?
Like made out with someone, kissed? no peck on the cheek? yes
23. How old were you when you first had sex?
eighteen AND I've only been with Jon ... how precious is that??
24. Have you ever had a one night stand?
Nope always had two hahahahahahahaha yeah I'm a geek
25. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
No, thanks GOD
Tuesday, January 09, 2007
Good bye 2006 Hello 2007
Working back up at the U -- best move I've made in a lonnnng time. I like the people, I enjoy my work, I'm still not getting paid enough but as that no one wants to pay me 2 million dollars an hour I'm not sure that this is a reasonable request. Happy I'm here though, its working out for me -- I was even able to quit my target job and just work overtime here instead of having two jobs! Excellent -- can't wait to get caught up on everything though so I can just work my normal 40. *sigh* Oh well soon enough right?? Oh and yeah the commute still sucks, but I have my car and I'm pretty sure I'm never gonna give it up. I know, I suck. I'll work on it, I promise.
Anyway.
Heres a survey I stole from alana's site...
lose any friends? Tried to but they kept finding me ... Hide n' seek camping is fun. Lost Maximus Toombs Partridge this year.
make any new friends? A couple, including Misty who I love!
make any new enemies? Well I tried!
develop any new hobbies? Myspaz and Blogger.com
get older? Nope, not gonna either.
do anything you regret? regret not just going to San Diego.. Damn that woulda been fun -- of course I'd prolly be in jail right now if I had...
go to any parties? Several.. from kiddie birthdays to the alcoholympics.
accomplish anything? Seeing the boys 2 times/two meetngreets! but no not too many acomplishments I hate 2006
make much money? No
attend a wedding? No, weird huh?
attend a funeral? again, No, weird...
get any new family members? YES!!!!! ALEXANDAR STRALEY!!!!! *cuddles*
move away? Hahahahahah No I'll prolly die in this house
gain any new perspectives? Not anything life changing but haven't even seen the anti-Mcmovie
get into a verbal fight? Yup..
get into a physical fight? Just with jon
attend any sporting events? Played paintball with my jon
get arrested? No, but I'm sure if we'd gone to san diego I woulda
wreck your car? Please god NO!! I LOVE my car
get a new car? No
make any big purchases? Meh...you hafta have $$ for that
get kicked out of a store, restaurant or any other kind of business? No.. geez
get fired from a job? Nope, but quit a couple
get offered a job? Yeah
get a raise at a job? Yes
learn anything? How to beg
dump your bf/gf? Do I have one? Oh you mean the IMAGINARY ones.. no I love them all so that I could never be rid of them. (stealing alana's answers)
get dumped by your bf/gf? See above.. they all love me as much as I love them..
develop any new health problems? No sir
change as a person? Probably.
get any new piercings? no
get any new tattoos? Nada.. but not 'cause I didn't want to.
attend a concert? WOOHOO! BARENAKED ROADTRIP!!!
crowd surf? Not that kinda concert, ya know?
travel out of state? yup. AZ, NV, WY
read any books? Yeah.. several
travel out of the country? Neva
spend much money? Always
download any music? Both legaly and not
try out any new looks? Dyed my hair darker and it is longer than it has been in a while
sign up for a myspace? Yes
sign up for a facebook? no...what is facebook?
eat a food that you had never eaten before? Yeah carrot butter mmmmmmm
go golfing?? Yes
go bowling? No, haven't been bowling in forever
start to resent something or someone that you used to like? No
In 2006, how many....
different places did you work? 3
times did you go out drinking? Halloween
times did you smoke marijuana? 0
times did you have health problems? 0
times did you go to the movies? lots
concerts did you attend? 2
people did you have sex with? Just one
people tried to have sex with you? Just two
get your ass kicked? Hell no! Bring it!!
crushes did you have? 10,000
times did you attend church? maHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA snort
bad habits did you pick up? none.. I have all I can handle already
"rough nights" did you have? Well I like it rough so....
In 2006, what was?
your favorite day of the year? There was WAY more than 1, but Nov 22 is ranking up there pretty high
your favorite band? Right Do you really have to ask? BNL!
least favorite day of the year? The day rachelle and ben put max down
your favorite movie? Pirates
your favorite song of the year? Sexyback
most expensive thing you stole? mmmm.... nothing... boring I know!
the biggest event you attended? BNL concert.. I think that SLC was the biggest of the 3 venues we hit
something that didn't change at all this year? my pissy demeanor
your favorite holiday? HALLOWEEN
Misc. questions about 2006 A.D.
were you in a hospital this year? Duh I work in one so I better have been there
were you in an ambulance this year? no
did you make any big confessions in 06? nope, and I never will
embarrassed about anything you did this year? Cancelling x-mas
what's the best thing to happen to you this year? 2006 ended
did you meet anyone that you could see yourself marrying? sure did! Sadly we are both already happily married to other people..
did you vote this year? YES SIR!
did you bring sexy back this year? Hell Yes
? 2006 SUCKED
what goals did you set for 2007? 'ta not 'ta
Anyway.
Heres a survey I stole from alana's site...
lose any friends? Tried to but they kept finding me ... Hide n' seek camping is fun. Lost Maximus Toombs Partridge this year.
make any new friends? A couple, including Misty who I love!
make any new enemies? Well I tried!
develop any new hobbies? Myspaz and Blogger.com
get older? Nope, not gonna either.
do anything you regret? regret not just going to San Diego.. Damn that woulda been fun -- of course I'd prolly be in jail right now if I had...
go to any parties? Several.. from kiddie birthdays to the alcoholympics.
accomplish anything? Seeing the boys 2 times/two meetngreets! but no not too many acomplishments I hate 2006
make much money? No
attend a wedding? No, weird huh?
attend a funeral? again, No, weird...
get any new family members? YES!!!!! ALEXANDAR STRALEY!!!!! *cuddles*
move away? Hahahahahah No I'll prolly die in this house
gain any new perspectives? Not anything life changing but haven't even seen the anti-Mcmovie
get into a verbal fight? Yup..
get into a physical fight? Just with jon
attend any sporting events? Played paintball with my jon
get arrested? No, but I'm sure if we'd gone to san diego I woulda
wreck your car? Please god NO!! I LOVE my car
get a new car? No
make any big purchases? Meh...you hafta have $$ for that
get kicked out of a store, restaurant or any other kind of business? No.. geez
get fired from a job? Nope, but quit a couple
get offered a job? Yeah
get a raise at a job? Yes
learn anything? How to beg
dump your bf/gf? Do I have one? Oh you mean the IMAGINARY ones.. no I love them all so that I could never be rid of them. (stealing alana's answers)
get dumped by your bf/gf? See above.. they all love me as much as I love them..
develop any new health problems? No sir
change as a person? Probably.
get any new piercings? no
get any new tattoos? Nada.. but not 'cause I didn't want to.
attend a concert? WOOHOO! BARENAKED ROADTRIP!!!
crowd surf? Not that kinda concert, ya know?
travel out of state? yup. AZ, NV, WY
read any books? Yeah.. several
travel out of the country? Neva
spend much money? Always
download any music? Both legaly and not
try out any new looks? Dyed my hair darker and it is longer than it has been in a while
sign up for a myspace? Yes
sign up for a facebook? no...what is facebook?
eat a food that you had never eaten before? Yeah carrot butter mmmmmmm
go golfing?? Yes
go bowling? No, haven't been bowling in forever
start to resent something or someone that you used to like? No
In 2006, how many....
different places did you work? 3
times did you go out drinking? Halloween
times did you smoke marijuana? 0
times did you have health problems? 0
times did you go to the movies? lots
concerts did you attend? 2
people did you have sex with? Just one
people tried to have sex with you? Just two
get your ass kicked? Hell no! Bring it!!
crushes did you have? 10,000
times did you attend church? maHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA snort
bad habits did you pick up? none.. I have all I can handle already
"rough nights" did you have? Well I like it rough so....
In 2006, what was?
your favorite day of the year? There was WAY more than 1, but Nov 22 is ranking up there pretty high
your favorite band? Right Do you really have to ask? BNL!
least favorite day of the year? The day rachelle and ben put max down
your favorite movie? Pirates
your favorite song of the year? Sexyback
most expensive thing you stole? mmmm.... nothing... boring I know!
the biggest event you attended? BNL concert.. I think that SLC was the biggest of the 3 venues we hit
something that didn't change at all this year? my pissy demeanor
your favorite holiday? HALLOWEEN
Misc. questions about 2006 A.D.
were you in a hospital this year? Duh I work in one so I better have been there
were you in an ambulance this year? no
did you make any big confessions in 06? nope, and I never will
embarrassed about anything you did this year? Cancelling x-mas
what's the best thing to happen to you this year? 2006 ended
did you meet anyone that you could see yourself marrying? sure did! Sadly we are both already happily married to other people..
did you vote this year? YES SIR!
did you bring sexy back this year? Hell Yes
? 2006 SUCKED
what goals did you set for 2007? 'ta not 'ta
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