?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
Friday, June 29, 2007
Monday, June 25, 2007
I think I have ADD
Umm.. totally forgot to go post a picture of the darling melissa.... hahhahahahaha I cannot be trusted!! Oh well... I'm over it... Oh I came on to try alana's eight... I know I can do multiples but eight?? Come ON....
#1 I LOVE to travel ...Seriously I don't work so that I can have a house or heat I work so that I can go places even if its just camping or boating or four-wheeling.
#2 I could totally be a racecar driver and blew out three motormounts in my car proving it... just don't tell ben or jon that's why they had to spend five very long hours under my car fixing it :-)
#4 Ok, I can count to ten, but I wanted to add this next to the other weird abuse the car factoid so I'm out of order... thats another weird thing... should I count it? the fact that I think rules are made for other people?? Yup... we are counting it which leads me to...
#5 My original point which is that I love to ROCK out in my car!!! Seriously I think I'm already suffering hearing damage because I sleep next to jon every night, but then on top of that I do about 85 miles an hour on the freeway and blast my stereo as high as I think it can go without damaging my speakers YAY it makes me happy...
#3 My husband, his best friend and I are complete total halloween FREAKS. We aren't talking normal run of the mill freaks, we're talking take-three-days-around-halloween-off-so-you-can-make-super-cool-halloween-costumes-not-to-mention-the-two-months-you-spent-prior-to-halloween-getting-the-costume-started-FREAKSHOW!!!!
#6 I don't like to be told what to do.... ok I don't know anyone who LIKES to be told what to do... but jon thinks its a weird fact about me.... *sigh* Maybe thats weird fact is that I'm married to a weird old guy who tries to boss me around and tell me what I SHOULD be doing while he sports a has-been-lavender-at-one-time-mohawk.
#7 I don't eat meat. Not weird, there's lots of vegans and vegetarians and yes I occasionally cheat, but here's the odd part... I don't eat meat because its made out of animals! Now before you finish dialing the funny farm (hahahaha) Let me explain. Its not that I don't like the taste of meat, or that I really like veggies, or even that cows produce enough methane gas to blow the planet up... its that an innocent animal has to die, usually in a horrific way, and has a horrible miserable life that it is probably better off dead, in order for me to eat dinner.
Ewww.... squick!!!
I've even changed the type of milk I drink, and the eggs I buy because of the conditions of the animals that provide these items. I don't want eggs from totured chickens who live in cages stacked 7 tall that shit all over each other, and I don't want steroid filled milk from a poor sad cow who lives attached to a milking machine and is constantly getting injected so that her body is tricked into thinking that it needs to produce. ick. Although eating meat off the bone is sick as hell and I don't know how anyone can do that especially chicken with all the veins and squicky ... ick I'm gonna throw up... That leads us to....
#8 Oh this one would piss off some people especially since I live in Utah... luckily nobody reads my ramblings!! I think people who have large families are vain. There I've said it. I think that if you need to have eight little copies of yourself running around that there is something wrong with you and that you just must think you are the coolest thing ever invented. There are countries that have limits on how many children you can have because of people who belived that they needed to have six seven or eight children (or hundreds in the dynasty ages). Then those eight kids went out and had eight kids and now there's limits and children that are given up for adoption because they are they are female and thats just sick and wrong. AND for DAMNED sure if you do have that many kids, you sure as hell had better be able to support those kids and not be living off of the state or govenment!! Hell no you'd better not have ten kids and be out there picking up welfare checks!!!
So there. Better or worse there's my eight ;-)
xoxo
#1 I LOVE to travel ...Seriously I don't work so that I can have a house or heat I work so that I can go places even if its just camping or boating or four-wheeling.
#2 I could totally be a racecar driver and blew out three motormounts in my car proving it... just don't tell ben or jon that's why they had to spend five very long hours under my car fixing it :-)
#4 Ok, I can count to ten, but I wanted to add this next to the other weird abuse the car factoid so I'm out of order... thats another weird thing... should I count it? the fact that I think rules are made for other people?? Yup... we are counting it which leads me to...
#5 My original point which is that I love to ROCK out in my car!!! Seriously I think I'm already suffering hearing damage because I sleep next to jon every night, but then on top of that I do about 85 miles an hour on the freeway and blast my stereo as high as I think it can go without damaging my speakers YAY it makes me happy...
#3 My husband, his best friend and I are complete total halloween FREAKS. We aren't talking normal run of the mill freaks, we're talking take-three-days-around-halloween-off-so-you-can-make-super-cool-halloween-costumes-not-to-mention-the-two-months-you-spent-prior-to-halloween-getting-the-costume-started-FREAKSHOW!!!!
#6 I don't like to be told what to do.... ok I don't know anyone who LIKES to be told what to do... but jon thinks its a weird fact about me.... *sigh* Maybe thats weird fact is that I'm married to a weird old guy who tries to boss me around and tell me what I SHOULD be doing while he sports a has-been-lavender-at-one-time-mohawk.
#7 I don't eat meat. Not weird, there's lots of vegans and vegetarians and yes I occasionally cheat, but here's the odd part... I don't eat meat because its made out of animals! Now before you finish dialing the funny farm (hahahaha) Let me explain. Its not that I don't like the taste of meat, or that I really like veggies, or even that cows produce enough methane gas to blow the planet up... its that an innocent animal has to die, usually in a horrific way, and has a horrible miserable life that it is probably better off dead, in order for me to eat dinner.
Ewww.... squick!!!
I've even changed the type of milk I drink, and the eggs I buy because of the conditions of the animals that provide these items. I don't want eggs from totured chickens who live in cages stacked 7 tall that shit all over each other, and I don't want steroid filled milk from a poor sad cow who lives attached to a milking machine and is constantly getting injected so that her body is tricked into thinking that it needs to produce. ick. Although eating meat off the bone is sick as hell and I don't know how anyone can do that especially chicken with all the veins and squicky ... ick I'm gonna throw up... That leads us to....
#8 Oh this one would piss off some people especially since I live in Utah... luckily nobody reads my ramblings!! I think people who have large families are vain. There I've said it. I think that if you need to have eight little copies of yourself running around that there is something wrong with you and that you just must think you are the coolest thing ever invented. There are countries that have limits on how many children you can have because of people who belived that they needed to have six seven or eight children (or hundreds in the dynasty ages). Then those eight kids went out and had eight kids and now there's limits and children that are given up for adoption because they are they are female and thats just sick and wrong. AND for DAMNED sure if you do have that many kids, you sure as hell had better be able to support those kids and not be living off of the state or govenment!! Hell no you'd better not have ten kids and be out there picking up welfare checks!!!
So there. Better or worse there's my eight ;-)
xoxo
Saturday, June 23, 2007
Preggers!!!!
NO NOT ME.
Melissa!!!
And she's DARLING ...
I'm gonna go take a picture so you can see.
xoxo
Melissa!!!
And she's DARLING ...
I'm gonna go take a picture so you can see.
xoxo
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
Haven't blogged in a while
God my life is boring............
I have nothing new to report.
I'm going to AZ on friday. yay.
Alcoholympics is coming on 07/07/07. yay.
Book 7 is out in less than a month. yay.
I might already be a millionare. yay.
xoxo
I have nothing new to report.
I'm going to AZ on friday. yay.
Alcoholympics is coming on 07/07/07. yay.
Book 7 is out in less than a month. yay.
I might already be a millionare. yay.
xoxo
Monday, June 11, 2007
Oooh so true its spooky....
Thanks to alana for turning me on to THIS!!
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Monday, June 04, 2007
Yes Yes Deeper Oh God YES!!
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