Ccccrrrr-fuckin-aaaaannnnkkkkyyyy

CRANKY

Yup I don't know if its the moon out of alignment or just life lately or hell even just not enough sunshine but I'm SO freakishly cranky today that I just wanna poke peoples eyes out. I'm sick of everyone and everything and I pretty much just hate everyone. I think I'm going to Ogden Saturday morning - well if my friend is going to be home.... and I'm ditching everyone... I need a road trip.

Have I ever shown you this before???

This is the after photo... compared to the before photo it's a world of difference!!!!

BEFORE

This is my tramp stamp when I first had it done... I've almost had this for a year now...

One of the most random surveys ever!!

When you cook a piece of toast, which side of the toaster do you put it in? Left side
Do you sing along to music? Yes, but not well
If so, chorus or the main singer? Main singer
When was the last time you washed dishes? Last night
Washed a dog? Well I paid for her to be washed on Saturday that counts right?
What did you have for supper last night? Chicken enchaladas
How old were you when your parents told you the truth about Santa? What truth about santa?
Do you think Pepsi is better in the bottle or can? Bottle
Have you ever shot an animal? Hell no
What was the last song stuck in your head? D ... D... D says Duh (off a kids toy)
Have you ever talked to a pinecone? Probably
What was the last thing you put on your head? I put my earring in this morning
What color is your cell phone? Silver
Have you ever put peanut butter on the roof of a horse’s mouth? Ha ha ha no but I so would if I could!!
How about a dog? Yes
What type of deodorant do you use, assuming you use one? Secret
Last show you watched on TV? Rock of Love II I love bret michaels
What is the best flavor of Jelly Bellies? Grass
Have you ever body surfed at the beach? Yes,but not well
What is the strangest thing you have ever found? $50 on the side of the freeway
Have you ever said, “Brontosaurus Blubber butt”? Yep to misty yesterday
Name one character from the Simpsons. Lisa
Name one character from King of the Hill. Peggy
Do you wear mirrored or regular sunglasses? Regular
What is the best candle scent? I have one that is carmel thats yummy
Have you ever stirred up a fire ant hill? yes... run away!!!
Have you ever had a laughing fit in church? Yes I've had laughing fits just about everywhere
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Three
Have you ever speeded up a vinyl record just to hear squeaky voices? Who hasn't?
Ever fallen on a Christmas tree? No
Did you ever believe in the boogeyman? EVER? StILL dO!!!!!
Do you have any scars on your left index finger? several
Have you ever examined one of your digits? you just told me to so YES
Have you ever eaten a jalapenõ pepper for money? yes
When was the last time you actually wrote a letter to someone? yesterday its my job
Have you ever fallen out of a hammock by yourself? yes I'm that good
When was the last time you rubbed the Buddha’s belly? jon last night ha ha
Does your clock make noise? No that's annoying
Do raisins belong in cookies? sometimes
How do you like your meat done? Weelllllllll well welll well
Do you buy those email chains or just delete them as soon as you see them? DELETE
Which is funnier a mime pretending to be in a box or trapped in a box? Trapped
What is the best prank you have ever pulled? Put ben's house up for sale
Can you say the alphabet backwards? no
When was the last time you literally slapped yourself? I dunno sometime this week I'm sure

Hmmmm... that wasn't as much fun as I thought it would be .... oh well.

Because My last post was December 10th

FORGET REDNECKS; THIS IS WHAT JEFF FOXWORTHY HAD TO SAY ABOUT UTAHNS!

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September to May, you live in Utah.

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there,you live in Utah.

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Utah.

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number, you live in Utah.

If 'vacation' means going anywhere south of Salt Lake City for the weekend, you live in Utah.

If you measure distance in hours, you live in Utah.

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Utah.

If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' and back again in the same day, you live in Utah.

If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both unlocked, you live in Utah.

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Utah.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Utah.

If the speed limit on the highway is 75 mph -- you're going 80, and everyone is still passing you, you live in Utah.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Utah.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Utah.

If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly' you live in Utah.