SURVEY SAYS.....

1. If your doctor said you were pregnant, what would you do? Go Drinking to celebrate... waaaaiiit...
2. Do you trust all of your friends? No, I know them too well
3. Would you move to another state or country to be with the one you love?Probably..depends on the state/country
4. Do you believe that everything happens for a reason? Not everything
5. Name two things you would NOT tolerate in a relationship. Abuse and polygamy (this answer cracks me up so I'm keeping it)
6. Which one of your friends do you think would make the best doctor? Alana says Melissa, and gives good reason so I'm going with that.
7. When was the last time you snuck out? um... what time is it? probably an hour ago.
8. Are you afraid of falling in love? yes.
9. Is there someone who pops into your mind at random times? Sam. I loved him and he went all weird on me and so I still wonder.
10. Would you stop talking to your friends because you hooked up with a new person? If it changed their personality I would
11. When was the last time you flew in a plane? Hell I don't know...prolly jon's b-day last year over the slc valley
12. What did the last text message you sent say? I'll bring you fake bacon is that Ok?
13. What features do you find most attractive in the opposite sex? Sense of Humor (I'm married to jon. I have to appreciate a sense of humor)
14. Fill in the blank. I like... soup, and I like ice cream sandwiches too.I like fish sticks, but I love you.You don't believe me,you say all I think about's myself.Let me explain, don't walk away. Stealing alana's answer cuz it cracks me up too...
15. What are your goals in life? Eat drink and be merry for tommorow I may be dead.
17. When you get married, how would you envision your dream wedding? Lets go with midgets, the playboy mansion, a petting zoo and a LOT more booze than the first time!
18. If you could say just one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be? Fuck. fuck is the perfect word, its a noun, a verb, an adjective EVERYTHING!
19. If you were to wake up from being in a coma for an extended period of time, name some people you would call? OOhh pizza hut. mmmmm
20. How many kids do you want to have? 2 we'll see if that happens.
21. Would you make a good parent? Oh my hell yes. I'd have perfect children.
22. Where was your default pic taken? I haven't got a default pic.. sorry
23. What is your middle name? Lee
27. Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?? Memorial day weekend baby --all the sun, fun, alcohol and debauchery that one person can handle.
28. Are you musical? Does guitar hero count??
29. If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? I'd give myself $100 for the cake that I wanted at my wedding that dan's called and asked me if I wanted the day of, but I was too broke to get.
30. Shoe size: 7 or so
31. What are you wearing right now? Taupe pinstripe and white with my barbie shoes..
32. Righty or lefty: RIGHTY
33. Can you make a dollar in change right now? Yup, washed sleeping bags at laundromat last night, could prolly still break a fiver
34. Best place to go for a date: Anywhere with a bar..
35. Favorite jeans: Old navy boot cut -- so comfortable!
37. Favorite animal: Monkeys and Dirty Llamas (oh gasp!)
38. Favorite month: Oh prolly May
39. Favorite juice: Rum (its just fermented sugar cane juice..shuddup)
40. Have you had the chicken pox? as a kid
41. Have you had a sore throat? Duh
42. Have you had plastic surgery? No, but if you're offering I will take a tummy tuck.. me too me too!
43. Who knows you the best? Jon and Alana
45. Do you get along with your family? Define "get along..."
44. Do you wear contact lenses or glasses? I should, but I don't
46. Ever been in a fight with your pet? Oh my hell yes trixxy is a blanket hog... and not spoiled at all
47. Been to Mexico? Yes. and I'd go back tommorrow!!!
49. Did you buy something today? Mcbreakfast
50. Did you get sick today? No, hell no we don't do that!
52. Do you miss someone today? Its only 9am
53. Did you get in a fight with someone today? Not yet
54. Did you have sex today? nope..not yet
55. Last person to sleep in your bed ... JON duh and he's STILL THERE
56. Last person to see you cry? No one was around me the last time I cried.
57. Who made you cry? JON
58. What was the last TV show you watched? about 10 seconds of dancing w/the stars
60. What are your plans for the weekend? Camping, boating, drinking, etc etc
I'm sooo excited. :-)

Lovers ... in a dangerous time....

Barenaked different from alana's (sorta)

Are you male or female? Gangster Girl
Describe yourself: King of bedside manor
How do some people feel about you? Too little too late
How do you feel about yourself? Grade 9
Describe your most recent ex: Couldn't care less
Describe your current boyfriend/girlfriend:be my yoko ono
Describe where you want to be: take it outside
Describe how you live: Alcohol
Describe how you love: Call and answer
What would you ask for if you had one wish?
If I Had A Million Dollars
Share a few words of wisdom:
Another postcard
Now say goodbye: Leave


YAY I only stole ONE!!!!!

hahahahahahahahaha *gasp*hahahahahahahahaha

Oh my poor dear sweet husband...

... So jon looks at me yesterday and says "I still don't get the whole 'Dirty Llama' thing that you and alana have going on" Him and Ben look at me expectantly waiting for me to explain the joke ....




"well you woulda had to be in Arizona about five months ago to understand."

Oh Damn.

That and "Did it hafta break every single thing all the damned way down>??"

Good times.... good times...*giggle*

Blogging for no good reason at all.... just cuz I can.

Time for another vegas trip.... hmm.. oh the days of old when vegas trips were an annual thing...

sigh...

xoxo

LMAO!!

ALANA~

Do you know where your boyfriend was last night?? He was with me. Yep...sorry about that, but after you told the ladies about personal matters, I had to take matters into my own ... "hands". Hope your Tivo was set to pick up anything eddie!!!

Friends, loved ones, we gather here today....

OH oh oh... at what point doth the burden of friendship become too much, and glad tidings are that you should dump such friends and endth the relationship-ith?? At what point doest (doest??) thou sayth "Go fuck yourself bitches"?? Wasn't it shakespeare who said "To thine own self be true"?? Did he ever tell anyone to go fuck themselves?? just wondering. I bet he did, just in WAAAAAAYYYY many more words. The problem is that I enjoy these people when they aren't being douches but more often than not lately, they can't seem to help it. Dildo's. Fuck now I'm on a rant. again. as usual. DAMN.

SO FREAKING HOT!!!!!

DAMN!!!!! OH JUST TO HAVE BEEN IN THE RIGHT PLACE AT THE RIGHT TIME BEFORE THEY WERE HAPPILY MARRIED!!! *see next post*

AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN!!!!

How many times can you watch something before it is officially an unhealthy obsession???? Just wondering... no reason....

BNL Love

I would so do them both... although steve doesn't look like he's brushed his teeth yet. Much love to alana for introducing me (AKA sharing her OBSESSION) with me.

xoxo

cool...way cool

hmmm got to hang out in the ER at 4 am this morning...

now I'm tired. *sigh*

Oh well I'm over it.

xoxo

WTF????

Has everyone lost their minds??? Seriously... cuz if they have somebody shoulda told me. Jon's being a complete ASS for no apparent reason (as if he needs one!), Ben is being weird (got a text telling me he likes fat boys?? I know he does, after all he's Jon's friend ha ha) Rachelle is being ... well... Rachelle, and they are all making me insane!! Why? why why why??? irritating.

The only redeeming factor for today is Alana told me how to find Ed Robinson in a bathroom!! I still love red shirts. *sigh*

DAMN!!!!

****Warning this is the ramblings of a very tired chick -- for information regarding me being tired please refer to Alana/Barenaked Ladies *************8

It has been a long weird week. Let me emphasise WEIRD. I'm not going into it. No, you can't make me.

Mom is home. Thanks god, I'm extraordinarily lucky, This is my third time in my life having to deal with the ICU (the first time was Steven and was extraordinarily traumatic.) I can't imagine what a basket case the first time jono has to stay in the ICU or someone else my age because this was HARD. Mom has smoked for YEARS I knew this was coming and it STILL sucks being the oldest kid cuz there are decisions you don't want to have to think about making!!

That and I think that my life has changed permanantly this week. DAMN!!!

bookish

Book Tag!The rules of the game:
1. Find the nearest book to you.
2. Name the book and author.
3. Turn to page 123.
4. Go to the fifth sentence on the page.
5. Copy out the next 3 sentences and post to your blog.
6. Tag three other people

1. keep in mind I'm at work
2. Dorlands pocket medical dictionary/Saunders
3. - 5. Bronchomalacia (brong ko-mah-la'shah) a deficiency in the cartilaginous wall of the trachea or a bronchus that may lead to atelectsis or obstructive emphysema.

mmm sounds yummy.

6. Not into tagging.. if you wanna do it do it. then comment to me that you did so I can read yours too. Like Esther says, good free fun!