Lyrical goodness... kinda like cheezy goodness

ahhh time to get barenaked............

Alcohol, my permanent accessory Alcohol, a party-time necessity Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself Oh alcohol, I still drink to your health

I love you more than I did the week before I discovered alcohol

Forget the caffe latte, screw the raspberry iced tea A malibu and coke for you, a g&t for me Alcohol, your songs resolve like My life never will When someone else is picking up the bill

I love you more than I did the week before I discovered alcohol Oh alcohol, would you please forgive me? For while I cannot love myself I'll use something else

I thought that alcohol was just for those with Nothing else to do I thought that drinking just to get drunk Was a waste of precious booze But now I know that theres a time And theres a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between
Self-control and self-abuse I love you more than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol Would you please ignore that you Found me on the floor
Trying on your camisole? Oh alcohol, would you please forgive me? For while I cannot love myself I'll use something else.

Would you please forgive me...Would you please forgive me