Random shit that makes me unhappy

To my two loyal readers I know this will seem random as hell so I apologize in advance and encourage them to skip this post as that it is mostly for me.

Bitch test

1:Ever break up with someone because you were bored with them?
2:Could you ever have a customer service job?
3:Have you ever told your boss to go fuck himself or herself?
4:Was it because he or she was a fucking moron?
5:Do you wake up pissed off?
6:Have you ever had a serious, adult, long-term (longer than 3 years) relationship?
7:Are any of your friends hippies?
8: Do you have many friends, at all?
9:Have you ever caused a scene in a public place just to get your way?
10:Would anyone ever describe you as lovable?
11:Okay, the light turns green, the car in front of you doesn’t move, they don’t respond to the honking or the yelling, is it ok to tap their car with your bumper to get them going?
12: Ever cry when one of your pets died?
13: Do you laugh at people that do cry when their pets die?
14:Have you ever been “talked to” about your attitude or temper?
15:Did it just piss you off even more?
16: Does your phone ring a lot with people that want to hang out with you?
17: Is it okay to lose a fight, if you learned something from it (besides never lose again)?
18: Have you ever been introduced to someone, “And this is [INSERT YOUR NAME], they are a real Asshole/Bitch”?
19: Do people walk on egg-shells around you?
20: Have you ever been asked to NOT show up?
21:Are you “THAT guy” or “THAT girl” at work/school?
22:Do you have a look that you can give that tells people not to fuck with you?
23:Do you applaud other people’s failure?
24:Are happy endings stupid and unrealistic?
25:Been to any good parties lately?
26:Is getting people upset or angry like a hobby to you?
27:Is it wrong to laugh at another person’s expense?
28:...or are those the best kinds of laughs?
29:Do people that know you, avoid you?
30:Is what other people think of you important?


STUPID: adjective meaning "lacking in intelligence", or a noun meaning "someone (or something) exhibiting stupidity"., Stupidity is willful ignorance or unintelligence. This quality can be related to a person's actions, words or beliefs, or those of a group. The adjective is also used as a general pejorative (e.g. "I didn't steal your stupid baseball cap.").
jeal·ous (jěl'əs) Pronunciation Key adj.
Fearful or wary of being supplanted; apprehensive of losing affection or position.
Resentful or bitter in rivalry; envious: jealous of the success of others.
Inclined to suspect rivalry.
Having to do with or arising from feelings of envy, apprehension, or bitterness: jealous thoughts.