So that was interesting....
The final hoorah for the Alcoholympics...... yup I can hardly believe it myself, this was the final year for the alcoholympics which is really too bad because there is a certain coolness stigma attached to "oh yeah we are totally psyched for the Alcoholympics this year" and "I totally live for the Alcoholympics"
what can ya do? Invite less annoying people perhaps and rechristen the event with new name perhaps?? hmmm....
We do have a history of stopping things that get too annoying .... take the annual vegas trip for example.....
Monday, July 09, 2007
Friday, June 29, 2007
Monday, June 25, 2007
I think I have ADD
Umm.. totally forgot to go post a picture of the darling melissa.... hahhahahahaha I cannot be trusted!! Oh well... I'm over it... Oh I came on to try alana's eight... I know I can do multiples but eight?? Come ON....
#1 I LOVE to travel ...Seriously I don't work so that I can have a house or heat I work so that I can go places even if its just camping or boating or four-wheeling.
#2 I could totally be a racecar driver and blew out three motormounts in my car proving it... just don't tell ben or jon that's why they had to spend five very long hours under my car fixing it :-)
#4 Ok, I can count to ten, but I wanted to add this next to the other weird abuse the car factoid so I'm out of order... thats another weird thing... should I count it? the fact that I think rules are made for other people?? Yup... we are counting it which leads me to...
#5 My original point which is that I love to ROCK out in my car!!! Seriously I think I'm already suffering hearing damage because I sleep next to jon every night, but then on top of that I do about 85 miles an hour on the freeway and blast my stereo as high as I think it can go without damaging my speakers YAY it makes me happy...
#3 My husband, his best friend and I are complete total halloween FREAKS. We aren't talking normal run of the mill freaks, we're talking take-three-days-around-halloween-off-so-you-can-make-super-cool-halloween-costumes-not-to-mention-the-two-months-you-spent-prior-to-halloween-getting-the-costume-started-FREAKSHOW!!!!
#6 I don't like to be told what to do.... ok I don't know anyone who LIKES to be told what to do... but jon thinks its a weird fact about me.... *sigh* Maybe thats weird fact is that I'm married to a weird old guy who tries to boss me around and tell me what I SHOULD be doing while he sports a has-been-lavender-at-one-time-mohawk.
#7 I don't eat meat. Not weird, there's lots of vegans and vegetarians and yes I occasionally cheat, but here's the odd part... I don't eat meat because its made out of animals! Now before you finish dialing the funny farm (hahahaha) Let me explain. Its not that I don't like the taste of meat, or that I really like veggies, or even that cows produce enough methane gas to blow the planet up... its that an innocent animal has to die, usually in a horrific way, and has a horrible miserable life that it is probably better off dead, in order for me to eat dinner.
Ewww.... squick!!!
I've even changed the type of milk I drink, and the eggs I buy because of the conditions of the animals that provide these items. I don't want eggs from totured chickens who live in cages stacked 7 tall that shit all over each other, and I don't want steroid filled milk from a poor sad cow who lives attached to a milking machine and is constantly getting injected so that her body is tricked into thinking that it needs to produce. ick. Although eating meat off the bone is sick as hell and I don't know how anyone can do that especially chicken with all the veins and squicky ... ick I'm gonna throw up... That leads us to....
#8 Oh this one would piss off some people especially since I live in Utah... luckily nobody reads my ramblings!! I think people who have large families are vain. There I've said it. I think that if you need to have eight little copies of yourself running around that there is something wrong with you and that you just must think you are the coolest thing ever invented. There are countries that have limits on how many children you can have because of people who belived that they needed to have six seven or eight children (or hundreds in the dynasty ages). Then those eight kids went out and had eight kids and now there's limits and children that are given up for adoption because they are they are female and thats just sick and wrong. AND for DAMNED sure if you do have that many kids, you sure as hell had better be able to support those kids and not be living off of the state or govenment!! Hell no you'd better not have ten kids and be out there picking up welfare checks!!!
So there. Better or worse there's my eight ;-)
xoxo
#1 I LOVE to travel ...Seriously I don't work so that I can have a house or heat I work so that I can go places even if its just camping or boating or four-wheeling.
#2 I could totally be a racecar driver and blew out three motormounts in my car proving it... just don't tell ben or jon that's why they had to spend five very long hours under my car fixing it :-)
#4 Ok, I can count to ten, but I wanted to add this next to the other weird abuse the car factoid so I'm out of order... thats another weird thing... should I count it? the fact that I think rules are made for other people?? Yup... we are counting it which leads me to...
#5 My original point which is that I love to ROCK out in my car!!! Seriously I think I'm already suffering hearing damage because I sleep next to jon every night, but then on top of that I do about 85 miles an hour on the freeway and blast my stereo as high as I think it can go without damaging my speakers YAY it makes me happy...
#3 My husband, his best friend and I are complete total halloween FREAKS. We aren't talking normal run of the mill freaks, we're talking take-three-days-around-halloween-off-so-you-can-make-super-cool-halloween-costumes-not-to-mention-the-two-months-you-spent-prior-to-halloween-getting-the-costume-started-FREAKSHOW!!!!
#6 I don't like to be told what to do.... ok I don't know anyone who LIKES to be told what to do... but jon thinks its a weird fact about me.... *sigh* Maybe thats weird fact is that I'm married to a weird old guy who tries to boss me around and tell me what I SHOULD be doing while he sports a has-been-lavender-at-one-time-mohawk.
#7 I don't eat meat. Not weird, there's lots of vegans and vegetarians and yes I occasionally cheat, but here's the odd part... I don't eat meat because its made out of animals! Now before you finish dialing the funny farm (hahahaha) Let me explain. Its not that I don't like the taste of meat, or that I really like veggies, or even that cows produce enough methane gas to blow the planet up... its that an innocent animal has to die, usually in a horrific way, and has a horrible miserable life that it is probably better off dead, in order for me to eat dinner.
Ewww.... squick!!!
I've even changed the type of milk I drink, and the eggs I buy because of the conditions of the animals that provide these items. I don't want eggs from totured chickens who live in cages stacked 7 tall that shit all over each other, and I don't want steroid filled milk from a poor sad cow who lives attached to a milking machine and is constantly getting injected so that her body is tricked into thinking that it needs to produce. ick. Although eating meat off the bone is sick as hell and I don't know how anyone can do that especially chicken with all the veins and squicky ... ick I'm gonna throw up... That leads us to....
#8 Oh this one would piss off some people especially since I live in Utah... luckily nobody reads my ramblings!! I think people who have large families are vain. There I've said it. I think that if you need to have eight little copies of yourself running around that there is something wrong with you and that you just must think you are the coolest thing ever invented. There are countries that have limits on how many children you can have because of people who belived that they needed to have six seven or eight children (or hundreds in the dynasty ages). Then those eight kids went out and had eight kids and now there's limits and children that are given up for adoption because they are they are female and thats just sick and wrong. AND for DAMNED sure if you do have that many kids, you sure as hell had better be able to support those kids and not be living off of the state or govenment!! Hell no you'd better not have ten kids and be out there picking up welfare checks!!!
So there. Better or worse there's my eight ;-)
xoxo
Saturday, June 23, 2007
Preggers!!!!
NO NOT ME.
Melissa!!!
And she's DARLING ...
I'm gonna go take a picture so you can see.
xoxo
Melissa!!!
And she's DARLING ...
I'm gonna go take a picture so you can see.
xoxo
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
Haven't blogged in a while
God my life is boring............
I have nothing new to report.
I'm going to AZ on friday. yay.
Alcoholympics is coming on 07/07/07. yay.
Book 7 is out in less than a month. yay.
I might already be a millionare. yay.
xoxo
I have nothing new to report.
I'm going to AZ on friday. yay.
Alcoholympics is coming on 07/07/07. yay.
Book 7 is out in less than a month. yay.
I might already be a millionare. yay.
xoxo
Monday, June 11, 2007
Oooh so true its spooky....
Thanks to alana for turning me on to THIS!!
Jena -- [noun]: A lewd street performer 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com |
Monday, June 04, 2007
Yes Yes Deeper Oh God YES!!
| Your Life is Rated NC-17 |
 You're life is so nasty, so naughty... it can't even be explained in polite company. |
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
SURVEY SAYS.....
1. If your doctor said you were pregnant, what would you do? Go Drinking to celebrate... waaaaiiit...
2. Do you trust all of your friends? No, I know them too well
3. Would you move to another state or country to be with the one you love?Probably..depends on the state/country
4. Do you believe that everything happens for a reason? Not everything
5. Name two things you would NOT tolerate in a relationship. Abuse and polygamy (this answer cracks me up so I'm keeping it)
6. Which one of your friends do you think would make the best doctor? Alana says Melissa, and gives good reason so I'm going with that.
7. When was the last time you snuck out? um... what time is it? probably an hour ago.
8. Are you afraid of falling in love? yes.
9. Is there someone who pops into your mind at random times? Sam. I loved him and he went all weird on me and so I still wonder.
10. Would you stop talking to your friends because you hooked up with a new person? If it changed their personality I would
11. When was the last time you flew in a plane? Hell I don't know...prolly jon's b-day last year over the slc valley
12. What did the last text message you sent say? I'll bring you fake bacon is that Ok?
13. What features do you find most attractive in the opposite sex? Sense of Humor (I'm married to jon. I have to appreciate a sense of humor)
14. Fill in the blank. I like... soup, and I like ice cream sandwiches too.I like fish sticks, but I love you.You don't believe me,you say all I think about's myself.Let me explain, don't walk away. Stealing alana's answer cuz it cracks me up too...
15. What are your goals in life? Eat drink and be merry for tommorow I may be dead.
17. When you get married, how would you envision your dream wedding? Lets go with midgets, the playboy mansion, a petting zoo and a LOT more booze than the first time!
18. If you could say just one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be? Fuck. fuck is the perfect word, its a noun, a verb, an adjective EVERYTHING!
19. If you were to wake up from being in a coma for an extended period of time, name some people you would call? OOhh pizza hut. mmmmm
20. How many kids do you want to have? 2 we'll see if that happens.
21. Would you make a good parent? Oh my hell yes. I'd have perfect children.
22. Where was your default pic taken? I haven't got a default pic.. sorry
23. What is your middle name? Lee
27. Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?? Memorial day weekend baby --all the sun, fun, alcohol and debauchery that one person can handle.
28. Are you musical? Does guitar hero count??
29. If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? I'd give myself $100 for the cake that I wanted at my wedding that dan's called and asked me if I wanted the day of, but I was too broke to get.
30. Shoe size: 7 or so
31. What are you wearing right now? Taupe pinstripe and white with my barbie shoes..
32. Righty or lefty: RIGHTY
33. Can you make a dollar in change right now? Yup, washed sleeping bags at laundromat last night, could prolly still break a fiver
34. Best place to go for a date: Anywhere with a bar..
35. Favorite jeans: Old navy boot cut -- so comfortable!
37. Favorite animal: Monkeys and Dirty Llamas (oh gasp!)
38. Favorite month: Oh prolly May
39. Favorite juice: Rum (its just fermented sugar cane juice..shuddup)
40. Have you had the chicken pox? as a kid
41. Have you had a sore throat? Duh
42. Have you had plastic surgery? No, but if you're offering I will take a tummy tuck.. me too me too!
43. Who knows you the best? Jon and Alana
45. Do you get along with your family? Define "get along..."
44. Do you wear contact lenses or glasses? I should, but I don't
46. Ever been in a fight with your pet? Oh my hell yes trixxy is a blanket hog... and not spoiled at all
47. Been to Mexico? Yes. and I'd go back tommorrow!!!
49. Did you buy something today? Mcbreakfast
50. Did you get sick today? No, hell no we don't do that!
52. Do you miss someone today? Its only 9am
53. Did you get in a fight with someone today? Not yet
54. Did you have sex today? nope..not yet
55. Last person to sleep in your bed ... JON duh and he's STILL THERE
56. Last person to see you cry? No one was around me the last time I cried.
57. Who made you cry? JON
58. What was the last TV show you watched? about 10 seconds of dancing w/the stars
60. What are your plans for the weekend? Camping, boating, drinking, etc etc
I'm sooo excited. :-)
2. Do you trust all of your friends? No, I know them too well
3. Would you move to another state or country to be with the one you love?Probably..depends on the state/country
4. Do you believe that everything happens for a reason? Not everything
5. Name two things you would NOT tolerate in a relationship. Abuse and polygamy (this answer cracks me up so I'm keeping it)
6. Which one of your friends do you think would make the best doctor? Alana says Melissa, and gives good reason so I'm going with that.
7. When was the last time you snuck out? um... what time is it? probably an hour ago.
8. Are you afraid of falling in love? yes.
9. Is there someone who pops into your mind at random times? Sam. I loved him and he went all weird on me and so I still wonder.
10. Would you stop talking to your friends because you hooked up with a new person? If it changed their personality I would
11. When was the last time you flew in a plane? Hell I don't know...prolly jon's b-day last year over the slc valley
12. What did the last text message you sent say? I'll bring you fake bacon is that Ok?
13. What features do you find most attractive in the opposite sex? Sense of Humor (I'm married to jon. I have to appreciate a sense of humor)
14. Fill in the blank. I like... soup, and I like ice cream sandwiches too.I like fish sticks, but I love you.You don't believe me,you say all I think about's myself.Let me explain, don't walk away. Stealing alana's answer cuz it cracks me up too...
15. What are your goals in life? Eat drink and be merry for tommorow I may be dead.
17. When you get married, how would you envision your dream wedding? Lets go with midgets, the playboy mansion, a petting zoo and a LOT more booze than the first time!
18. If you could say just one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be? Fuck. fuck is the perfect word, its a noun, a verb, an adjective EVERYTHING!
19. If you were to wake up from being in a coma for an extended period of time, name some people you would call? OOhh pizza hut. mmmmm
20. How many kids do you want to have? 2 we'll see if that happens.
21. Would you make a good parent? Oh my hell yes. I'd have perfect children.
22. Where was your default pic taken? I haven't got a default pic.. sorry
23. What is your middle name? Lee
27. Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?? Memorial day weekend baby --all the sun, fun, alcohol and debauchery that one person can handle.
28. Are you musical? Does guitar hero count??
29. If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? I'd give myself $100 for the cake that I wanted at my wedding that dan's called and asked me if I wanted the day of, but I was too broke to get.
30. Shoe size: 7 or so
31. What are you wearing right now? Taupe pinstripe and white with my barbie shoes..
32. Righty or lefty: RIGHTY
33. Can you make a dollar in change right now? Yup, washed sleeping bags at laundromat last night, could prolly still break a fiver
34. Best place to go for a date: Anywhere with a bar..
35. Favorite jeans: Old navy boot cut -- so comfortable!
37. Favorite animal: Monkeys and Dirty Llamas (oh gasp!)
38. Favorite month: Oh prolly May
39. Favorite juice: Rum (its just fermented sugar cane juice..shuddup)
40. Have you had the chicken pox? as a kid
41. Have you had a sore throat? Duh
42. Have you had plastic surgery? No, but if you're offering I will take a tummy tuck.. me too me too!
43. Who knows you the best? Jon and Alana
45. Do you get along with your family? Define "get along..."
44. Do you wear contact lenses or glasses? I should, but I don't
46. Ever been in a fight with your pet? Oh my hell yes trixxy is a blanket hog... and not spoiled at all
47. Been to Mexico? Yes. and I'd go back tommorrow!!!
49. Did you buy something today? Mcbreakfast
50. Did you get sick today? No, hell no we don't do that!
52. Do you miss someone today? Its only 9am
53. Did you get in a fight with someone today? Not yet
54. Did you have sex today? nope..not yet
55. Last person to sleep in your bed ... JON duh and he's STILL THERE
56. Last person to see you cry? No one was around me the last time I cried.
57. Who made you cry? JON
58. What was the last TV show you watched? about 10 seconds of dancing w/the stars
60. What are your plans for the weekend? Camping, boating, drinking, etc etc
I'm sooo excited. :-)
Thursday, May 03, 2007
Lovers ... in a dangerous time....
Barenaked different from alana's (sorta)
Are you male or female? Gangster Girl
Describe yourself: King of bedside manor
How do some people feel about you? Too little too late
How do you feel about yourself? Grade 9
Describe your most recent ex: Couldn't care less
Describe your current boyfriend/girlfriend:be my yoko ono
Describe where you want to be: take it outside
Describe how you live: Alcohol
Describe how you love: Call and answer
What would you ask for if you had one wish?
If I Had A Million Dollars
Share a few words of wisdom:
Another postcard
Now say goodbye: Leave
YAY I only stole ONE!!!!!
Are you male or female? Gangster Girl
Describe yourself: King of bedside manor
How do some people feel about you? Too little too late
How do you feel about yourself? Grade 9
Describe your most recent ex: Couldn't care less
Describe your current boyfriend/girlfriend:be my yoko ono
Describe where you want to be: take it outside
Describe how you live: Alcohol
Describe how you love: Call and answer
What would you ask for if you had one wish?
If I Had A Million Dollars
Share a few words of wisdom:
Another postcard
Now say goodbye: Leave
YAY I only stole ONE!!!!!
Monday, April 23, 2007
hahahahahahahahaha *gasp*hahahahahahahahaha
Oh my poor dear sweet husband...
... So jon looks at me yesterday and says "I still don't get the whole 'Dirty Llama' thing that you and alana have going on" Him and Ben look at me expectantly waiting for me to explain the joke ....
"well you woulda had to be in Arizona about five months ago to understand."
Oh Damn.
That and "Did it hafta break every single thing all the damned way down>??"
Good times.... good times...*giggle*
... So jon looks at me yesterday and says "I still don't get the whole 'Dirty Llama' thing that you and alana have going on" Him and Ben look at me expectantly waiting for me to explain the joke ....
"well you woulda had to be in Arizona about five months ago to understand."
Oh Damn.
That and "Did it hafta break every single thing all the damned way down>??"
Good times.... good times...*giggle*
Sunday, April 22, 2007
Blogging for no good reason at all.... just cuz I can.
Time for another vegas trip.... hmm.. oh the days of old when vegas trips were an annual thing...
sigh...
xoxo
sigh...
xoxo
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
LMAO!!
ALANA~
Do you know where your boyfriend was last night?? He was with me. Yep...sorry about that, but after you told the ladies about personal matters, I had to take matters into my own ... "hands". Hope your Tivo was set to pick up anything eddie!!!
Saturday, April 07, 2007
Friends, loved ones, we gather here today....
OH oh oh... at what point doth the burden of friendship become too much, and glad tidings are that you should dump such friends and endth the relationship-ith?? At what point doest (doest??) thou sayth "Go fuck yourself bitches"?? Wasn't it shakespeare who said "To thine own self be true"?? Did he ever tell anyone to go fuck themselves?? just wondering. I bet he did, just in WAAAAAAYYYY many more words. The problem is that I enjoy these people when they aren't being douches but more often than not lately, they can't seem to help it. Dildo's. Fuck now I'm on a rant. again. as usual. DAMN.
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