
Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Monday, February 11, 2008
Saturday, February 02, 2008
Survey sorta mood
ABSOLUTELY NO LYING QUIZ
1. last cigarette? Last night :-0
2. last beverage: Diet coke
3. last phone call? WV Dodge
4. last text message? I dunno deleted it :-(
5. last CD played: Oh hell I dunno I'm listening to Tupac right now
6: last BUBBLE bath: dunno
7: last time you cried : Last night
8. last meal: Wendy's baked potato
SEVEN have you’s:
1. have you ever dated someone twice?: Umm Jon?
3. have you ever kissed someone & regreted it?: No :-)
4. have you ever fallen in love? Yes
5. have you ever lost someone?: Steven
6.have you ever slept until 2pm?: Noon Yes... two? prolly not
7. have you ever been drunk and thrown up? Yes but only once
SIX things you did in the past three days:1.2.3.4.5.6. Hell I dunno...
list FIVE people you can tell pretty much anything to –1:2:3:4:5: Alana, Ben, Jon, Mom, Trixxy and I dunno ... Moose?
list THREE favorite colors —1:2:3: Red Black Purple
list FOUR things you want to do before you die -1:2:3:4: Sky dive, bungee jump, race car drive and have kids
This month have you…
Laughed until you cried: no
Went behind your parents back? Actually I did and got busted
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT:
1. Your last kiss? Yummy
2. Gay Marriage? go for it
3. Lowering the drinking age? Yes
4. Straight, Gay, or Bi? Ok
5. Who are the best huggers that you know? Seth... he's the bomb at hugging
6. Do you believe in love at first sight? MMMmmmm sure why not
7. Is there something you want to tell someone? Hell no I tell everything I'm thinking about
8. What brand of shirt are you wearing? Haynes Tshirt two of em
9. Would you kiss anyone on your top friends? Is this a myspace survey?
10. What is your current annoyance? Everything and everyone
11. How many kids do you want to have? 2
12. Do you want to change your name? Yeah to apple bottom girl
13. Last time you saw your father? ummmm...... Its been years
14. What did you do for your last birthday? I dunno it was a year ago
15.What time did you wake up today? 8
16. What were you doing at midnight last night: drinking and talking shit
17. Name something you CANNOT wait to do: Finish this survey!
18. What is your favorite thing in your room? My bed
20. Where is your best friend right now? On her way to blue man group with her HUSBAND bastards :-p
1. last cigarette? Last night :-0
2. last beverage: Diet coke
3. last phone call? WV Dodge
4. last text message? I dunno deleted it :-(
5. last CD played: Oh hell I dunno I'm listening to Tupac right now
6: last BUBBLE bath: dunno
7: last time you cried : Last night
8. last meal: Wendy's baked potato
SEVEN have you’s:
1. have you ever dated someone twice?: Umm Jon?
3. have you ever kissed someone & regreted it?: No :-)
4. have you ever fallen in love? Yes
5. have you ever lost someone?: Steven
6.have you ever slept until 2pm?: Noon Yes... two? prolly not
7. have you ever been drunk and thrown up? Yes but only once
SIX things you did in the past three days:1.2.3.4.5.6. Hell I dunno...
list FIVE people you can tell pretty much anything to –1:2:3:4:5: Alana, Ben, Jon, Mom, Trixxy and I dunno ... Moose?
list THREE favorite colors —1:2:3: Red Black Purple
list FOUR things you want to do before you die -1:2:3:4: Sky dive, bungee jump, race car drive and have kids
This month have you…
Laughed until you cried: no
Went behind your parents back? Actually I did and got busted
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT:
1. Your last kiss? Yummy
2. Gay Marriage? go for it
3. Lowering the drinking age? Yes
4. Straight, Gay, or Bi? Ok
5. Who are the best huggers that you know? Seth... he's the bomb at hugging
6. Do you believe in love at first sight? MMMmmmm sure why not
7. Is there something you want to tell someone? Hell no I tell everything I'm thinking about
8. What brand of shirt are you wearing? Haynes Tshirt two of em
9. Would you kiss anyone on your top friends? Is this a myspace survey?
10. What is your current annoyance? Everything and everyone
11. How many kids do you want to have? 2
12. Do you want to change your name? Yeah to apple bottom girl
13. Last time you saw your father? ummmm...... Its been years
14. What did you do for your last birthday? I dunno it was a year ago
15.What time did you wake up today? 8
16. What were you doing at midnight last night: drinking and talking shit
17. Name something you CANNOT wait to do: Finish this survey!
18. What is your favorite thing in your room? My bed
20. Where is your best friend right now? On her way to blue man group with her HUSBAND bastards :-p
Thursday, January 31, 2008
Ccccrrrr-fuckin-aaaaannnnkkkkyyyy
CRANKY
Yup I don't know if its the moon out of alignment or just life lately or hell even just not enough sunshine but I'm SO freakishly cranky today that I just wanna poke peoples eyes out. I'm sick of everyone and everything and I pretty much just hate everyone. I think I'm going to Ogden Saturday morning - well if my friend is going to be home.... and I'm ditching everyone... I need a road trip.
Yup I don't know if its the moon out of alignment or just life lately or hell even just not enough sunshine but I'm SO freakishly cranky today that I just wanna poke peoples eyes out. I'm sick of everyone and everything and I pretty much just hate everyone. I think I'm going to Ogden Saturday morning - well if my friend is going to be home.... and I'm ditching everyone... I need a road trip.
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
One of the most random surveys ever!!
When you cook a piece of toast, which side of the toaster do you put it in? Left side
Do you sing along to music? Yes, but not well
If so, chorus or the main singer? Main singer
When was the last time you washed dishes? Last night
Washed a dog? Well I paid for her to be washed on Saturday that counts right?
What did you have for supper last night? Chicken enchaladas
How old were you when your parents told you the truth about Santa? What truth about santa?
Do you think Pepsi is better in the bottle or can? Bottle
Have you ever shot an animal? Hell no
What was the last song stuck in your head? D ... D... D says Duh (off a kids toy)
Have you ever talked to a pinecone? Probably
What was the last thing you put on your head? I put my earring in this morning
What color is your cell phone? Silver
Have you ever put peanut butter on the roof of a horse’s mouth? Ha ha ha no but I so would if I could!!
How about a dog? Yes
What type of deodorant do you use, assuming you use one? Secret
Last show you watched on TV? Rock of Love II I love bret michaels
What is the best flavor of Jelly Bellies? Grass
Have you ever body surfed at the beach? Yes,but not well
What is the strangest thing you have ever found? $50 on the side of the freeway
Have you ever said, “Brontosaurus Blubber butt”? Yep to misty yesterday
Name one character from the Simpsons. Lisa
Name one character from King of the Hill. Peggy
Do you wear mirrored or regular sunglasses? Regular
What is the best candle scent? I have one that is carmel thats yummy
Have you ever stirred up a fire ant hill? yes... run away!!!
Have you ever had a laughing fit in church? Yes I've had laughing fits just about everywhere
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Three
Have you ever speeded up a vinyl record just to hear squeaky voices? Who hasn't?
Ever fallen on a Christmas tree? No
Did you ever believe in the boogeyman? EVER? StILL dO!!!!!
Do you have any scars on your left index finger? several
Have you ever examined one of your digits? you just told me to so YES
Have you ever eaten a jalapenõ pepper for money? yes
When was the last time you actually wrote a letter to someone? yesterday its my job
Have you ever fallen out of a hammock by yourself? yes I'm that good
When was the last time you rubbed the Buddha’s belly? jon last night ha ha
Does your clock make noise? No that's annoying
Do raisins belong in cookies? sometimes
How do you like your meat done? Weelllllllll well welll well
Do you buy those email chains or just delete them as soon as you see them? DELETE
Which is funnier a mime pretending to be in a box or trapped in a box? Trapped
What is the best prank you have ever pulled? Put ben's house up for sale
Can you say the alphabet backwards? no
When was the last time you literally slapped yourself? I dunno sometime this week I'm sure
Hmmmm... that wasn't as much fun as I thought it would be .... oh well.
Do you sing along to music? Yes, but not well
If so, chorus or the main singer? Main singer
When was the last time you washed dishes? Last night
Washed a dog? Well I paid for her to be washed on Saturday that counts right?
What did you have for supper last night? Chicken enchaladas
How old were you when your parents told you the truth about Santa? What truth about santa?
Do you think Pepsi is better in the bottle or can? Bottle
Have you ever shot an animal? Hell no
What was the last song stuck in your head? D ... D... D says Duh (off a kids toy)
Have you ever talked to a pinecone? Probably
What was the last thing you put on your head? I put my earring in this morning
What color is your cell phone? Silver
Have you ever put peanut butter on the roof of a horse’s mouth? Ha ha ha no but I so would if I could!!
How about a dog? Yes
What type of deodorant do you use, assuming you use one? Secret
Last show you watched on TV? Rock of Love II I love bret michaels
What is the best flavor of Jelly Bellies? Grass
Have you ever body surfed at the beach? Yes,but not well
What is the strangest thing you have ever found? $50 on the side of the freeway
Have you ever said, “Brontosaurus Blubber butt”? Yep to misty yesterday
Name one character from the Simpsons. Lisa
Name one character from King of the Hill. Peggy
Do you wear mirrored or regular sunglasses? Regular
What is the best candle scent? I have one that is carmel thats yummy
Have you ever stirred up a fire ant hill? yes... run away!!!
Have you ever had a laughing fit in church? Yes I've had laughing fits just about everywhere
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Three
Have you ever speeded up a vinyl record just to hear squeaky voices? Who hasn't?
Ever fallen on a Christmas tree? No
Did you ever believe in the boogeyman? EVER? StILL dO!!!!!
Do you have any scars on your left index finger? several
Have you ever examined one of your digits? you just told me to so YES
Have you ever eaten a jalapenõ pepper for money? yes
When was the last time you actually wrote a letter to someone? yesterday its my job
Have you ever fallen out of a hammock by yourself? yes I'm that good
When was the last time you rubbed the Buddha’s belly? jon last night ha ha
Does your clock make noise? No that's annoying
Do raisins belong in cookies? sometimes
How do you like your meat done? Weelllllllll well welll well
Do you buy those email chains or just delete them as soon as you see them? DELETE
Which is funnier a mime pretending to be in a box or trapped in a box? Trapped
What is the best prank you have ever pulled? Put ben's house up for sale
Can you say the alphabet backwards? no
When was the last time you literally slapped yourself? I dunno sometime this week I'm sure
Hmmmm... that wasn't as much fun as I thought it would be .... oh well.
Friday, January 18, 2008
Because My last post was December 10th
FORGET REDNECKS; THIS IS WHAT JEFF FOXWORTHY HAD TO SAY ABOUT UTAHNS!
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September to May, you live in Utah.
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there,you live in Utah.
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Utah.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number, you live in Utah.
If 'vacation' means going anywhere south of Salt Lake City for the weekend, you live in Utah.
If you measure distance in hours, you live in Utah.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Utah.
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' and back again in the same day, you live in Utah.
If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both unlocked, you live in Utah.
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Utah.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Utah.
If the speed limit on the highway is 75 mph -- you're going 80, and everyone is still passing you, you live in Utah.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Utah.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Utah.
If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly' you live in Utah.
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September to May, you live in Utah.
If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there,you live in Utah.
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Utah.
If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number, you live in Utah.
If 'vacation' means going anywhere south of Salt Lake City for the weekend, you live in Utah.
If you measure distance in hours, you live in Utah.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Utah.
If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' and back again in the same day, you live in Utah.
If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both unlocked, you live in Utah.
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Utah.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Utah.
If the speed limit on the highway is 75 mph -- you're going 80, and everyone is still passing you, you live in Utah.
If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Utah.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Utah.
If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly' you live in Utah.
Monday, December 10, 2007
Wasn't gonna do this survey ....
but then I caved to the pressure... oh well
Stolen from Alana, who I could never hate, cuz I love her too much :-)
1. Where where you 3 hours ago? the Ozone at work running 4 the shuttle
2. Who are you in love with? an amazing crazy amount of people
3. Have you ever eaten a crayon? No but that sounds good... mmm waxy
4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?There are a TON of pink post-its all over my desk reminding me of all the crap I need to do instead of a survey
5. When was the last time you went to the mall? This weekend... and I need to go back kill me please....
6. Are you wearing socks right now? Yuup and they don't go with my outfit but its ok cuz ya cant see em
7. Do you have a car worth over $2000.Yes, and one that is not.
8. When was the last time you drove out of town? Prolly camping this last summer
9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days? No but we finally rented super bad
10. What was the last thing you had to drink? Diet pepsi with slime
11. What are you wearing right now? long sleeve black shirt and black pants I like black
12. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it? I let the car wash do it. Although I'm wishing I'd washed it and waxed it really well before this snowstorm hit
13. Last food you ate? Eggs and toast
14. Where were you last week this time? Right here.
15. Have you bought any clothing items in the past week? Super cute reindeer shirt for xmas for me, xmas shirts for shy and kaylee and a shirt that says monkey see monkey do monkey get in trouble too for alex yay!
16. When is the last time you flossed? Who knows? This week sometime
17. What is the last TV program you watched? aahhh prolly Elephant vs rhino on discovery
18. What is your favorite animal? Llamas. Dirty dirty llamas.. and monkeys.
19. What sign are you? Aquarius... quirky and weird fits 2 a T
20. What is your favorite dream vacation? Clean pretty sand swimable blue water and hot hot sunshine
21. Last person's home you were in?Probably my Moms
22. Worst injury you ever had? Fell over going down a hill on my bike and scraped all the skin off both knees and most of my elbows
23. Do you miss anyone right now? I miss the fun happy ben
24. Last play you saw? Dunno its been a while
25. What is you secret weapon to lure the opposite sex?I am a cheap date and fairly easy.
26. What are your plans for this evening?I am gonna figure out the easiest thing to make for dinner, then watch too much TV and go to bed.
27. Next trip you are going to take? Apparently we are going to boise in Jan
28. Ever go to camp? Nope. Mom was a paranoid freak -- thank god cuz apparently that is the only way to keep your kids safe
29. Were you an honour roll student? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *snort* HAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAA
30. What do you want to know about the future? Where this is all gonna end up
31. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne? Clinque happy.
32. Are you due sometime soon for a doctors visit?I am pretty healthy I think I'm good.
33. Where is your mother? Driving the short bus around town
34. Do you have a tan?I have a pair of tan underwear
35. What are you listening to right now? Office calls
36. Do you collect anything. Shotglasses. who knew?
37. Who is the biggest liar you know?W
38. Last time you got stopped by cop or pulled over. Its been a while knock on wood!
39. What is the weird exotic food that you like?I don't like anything weird or exotic.
41. Last time you took a shower? last night
42. Sesame Street Character you most identify with? Oscar he's cranky like me :-)
43. Do you need to do laundry? Wash/dry no fold put away? yes
44. What is your heritage? Swiss scottish and some German some indian and irish thrown in for good measure
45. Are you rich? Welll.... homeless people have been known to try and give me money...
Stolen from Alana, who I could never hate, cuz I love her too much :-)
1. Where where you 3 hours ago? the Ozone at work running 4 the shuttle
2. Who are you in love with? an amazing crazy amount of people
3. Have you ever eaten a crayon? No but that sounds good... mmm waxy
4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?There are a TON of pink post-its all over my desk reminding me of all the crap I need to do instead of a survey
5. When was the last time you went to the mall? This weekend... and I need to go back kill me please....
6. Are you wearing socks right now? Yuup and they don't go with my outfit but its ok cuz ya cant see em
7. Do you have a car worth over $2000.Yes, and one that is not.
8. When was the last time you drove out of town? Prolly camping this last summer
9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days? No but we finally rented super bad
10. What was the last thing you had to drink? Diet pepsi with slime
11. What are you wearing right now? long sleeve black shirt and black pants I like black
12. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it? I let the car wash do it. Although I'm wishing I'd washed it and waxed it really well before this snowstorm hit
13. Last food you ate? Eggs and toast
14. Where were you last week this time? Right here.
15. Have you bought any clothing items in the past week? Super cute reindeer shirt for xmas for me, xmas shirts for shy and kaylee and a shirt that says monkey see monkey do monkey get in trouble too for alex yay!
16. When is the last time you flossed? Who knows? This week sometime
17. What is the last TV program you watched? aahhh prolly Elephant vs rhino on discovery
18. What is your favorite animal? Llamas. Dirty dirty llamas.. and monkeys.
19. What sign are you? Aquarius... quirky and weird fits 2 a T
20. What is your favorite dream vacation? Clean pretty sand swimable blue water and hot hot sunshine
21. Last person's home you were in?Probably my Moms
22. Worst injury you ever had? Fell over going down a hill on my bike and scraped all the skin off both knees and most of my elbows
23. Do you miss anyone right now? I miss the fun happy ben
24. Last play you saw? Dunno its been a while
25. What is you secret weapon to lure the opposite sex?I am a cheap date and fairly easy.
26. What are your plans for this evening?I am gonna figure out the easiest thing to make for dinner, then watch too much TV and go to bed.
27. Next trip you are going to take? Apparently we are going to boise in Jan
28. Ever go to camp? Nope. Mom was a paranoid freak -- thank god cuz apparently that is the only way to keep your kids safe
29. Were you an honour roll student? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *snort* HAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAA
30. What do you want to know about the future? Where this is all gonna end up
31. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne? Clinque happy.
32. Are you due sometime soon for a doctors visit?I am pretty healthy I think I'm good.
33. Where is your mother? Driving the short bus around town
34. Do you have a tan?I have a pair of tan underwear
35. What are you listening to right now? Office calls
36. Do you collect anything. Shotglasses. who knew?
37. Who is the biggest liar you know?W
38. Last time you got stopped by cop or pulled over. Its been a while knock on wood!
39. What is the weird exotic food that you like?I don't like anything weird or exotic.
41. Last time you took a shower? last night
42. Sesame Street Character you most identify with? Oscar he's cranky like me :-)
43. Do you need to do laundry? Wash/dry no fold put away? yes
44. What is your heritage? Swiss scottish and some German some indian and irish thrown in for good measure
45. Are you rich? Welll.... homeless people have been known to try and give me money...
Thursday, November 29, 2007
One Year *hummed to the tune of "One Week"

It's been one year since I saw you
Dropped to my knees and yelled please do me
5 months since I blogged about you
said to alana I think I'm gonna stalk steve
3 days since I last googled your name
I realize Im outta control but what can I do?
Someday you'll marry me but you'll still be too hot.
Oh god I think I'm funny!!!
Can ya believe its been a year of Dirty llama jokes and broken shotglass references? AWWWWWW Steve... Ed.... (cuz I know you go find random websites that refer to you) You need to fly Me and Alana to your phoenix show and let us hang out backstage with you.... we won't be any trouble I promise ;-p
xoxo
Monday, November 19, 2007
AWWWwwwwwww
Friday, November 09, 2007
Alcohol my favorite accessory...
1. When I'm drunk, I tend to...talk really loud, do things that embarass my husband, and pull alana off of boys she's flirting with so I don't get in trouble for it.
Shots or beers? Shots and beers... Once alana and I drank a shot in a beer
3. Do you have drinking buddies? Alana and Ben :-)
4. Do you get angry when you drink? when I drink whiskey and sometimes rum
5. Do you puke?Once. I also laid on the floor and shared birthday cake with my dog. Seemed like a good Idea at the time -- oh although sometimes I hafta make myself puke so that I'm not still drunk four days later
6. After 7 drinks what are you doing? hiding from the strange men that alana has been fondling and giggling
7. Your favorite drink(s) is(are)? Vodka and Dr. Pepper or Diet coke, Jager and Red Bull, Cap'n & Coke, Shots of pucker, Slippery Nipples and that Zombie thing I had on Halloween
8. Tequila does what to you? Sick ass tequila burps nastyness
9. Whose your favorite person to drink with? ALANA of COURSE!!!!!
10. Vodka makes you? Happy
11. Do you smoke when you drink? Yes I'm naughty like that
12. Do you pass out? Not a chance
13. Do you drink girly drinks? Sometimes
14. Do you drink alone? Sometimes
15. Worst drink you have ever had? 32 proof hot damn ick
16. Do you play drinking games? God save me from Ibble Dibble Yay Alcoholympics!!
17. Favorite Beer? I have a new fav I can't pronounce from red lobster Vanilla aftertaste its good mmmmmmm
18. What is your favorite shot?jager
19. What will you NOT drink? Tequila ick
20. Are you a lightweight when it comes to drinking?NO. I can drink most boys and alana under the fucking table
21. passed out from drinking No I already told you that..are you drunk?? Good one I'm keeping it....
22.you drink frozen drinks?Yes
24. Do you drink liquor straight? Duh
25. Do you ever drink out of the bottle? Yes but its difficult for a germphobe -- I just pretend the alcohol kills all the germies
26. Are you drunk right now? 11 am at work no, sorry.
27. Do you consume more than 2 alcoholic beverages on daily basis? Some days
28. Do you drink a lot of wine? In summer and fall I drink more
29. When's the last time you drank? Yesterday
30. Name someone that will repost this drinking survey? Der... I don't think anyone reads this but me....
31. Ever been streaking while drinking? No... well I don't think so
32. Hot tub/pool naked because of alcohol? Yes good times mmmmmmm
33. Failed any college courses due to alcohol alone?Nope
34. Ever woken up & said "Dude where's my car?"Nope
35. Drink Drank Drunk!!! Yeah thats the idea
36. Puked in a friend's car?No. Not a puker
Let's drink to a missing 37.!
38. What is the last alcoholic beverage you drank? A jalapeno Martini last night to toast the end of ben's marriage.... Did I tell you I have a new roommate?
xoxo
Shots or beers? Shots and beers... Once alana and I drank a shot in a beer
3. Do you have drinking buddies? Alana and Ben :-)
4. Do you get angry when you drink? when I drink whiskey and sometimes rum
5. Do you puke?Once. I also laid on the floor and shared birthday cake with my dog. Seemed like a good Idea at the time -- oh although sometimes I hafta make myself puke so that I'm not still drunk four days later
6. After 7 drinks what are you doing? hiding from the strange men that alana has been fondling and giggling
7. Your favorite drink(s) is(are)? Vodka and Dr. Pepper or Diet coke, Jager and Red Bull, Cap'n & Coke, Shots of pucker, Slippery Nipples and that Zombie thing I had on Halloween
8. Tequila does what to you? Sick ass tequila burps nastyness
9. Whose your favorite person to drink with? ALANA of COURSE!!!!!
10. Vodka makes you? Happy
11. Do you smoke when you drink? Yes I'm naughty like that
12. Do you pass out? Not a chance
13. Do you drink girly drinks? Sometimes
14. Do you drink alone? Sometimes
15. Worst drink you have ever had? 32 proof hot damn ick
16. Do you play drinking games? God save me from Ibble Dibble Yay Alcoholympics!!
17. Favorite Beer? I have a new fav I can't pronounce from red lobster Vanilla aftertaste its good mmmmmmm
18. What is your favorite shot?jager
19. What will you NOT drink? Tequila ick
20. Are you a lightweight when it comes to drinking?NO. I can drink most boys and alana under the fucking table
21. passed out from drinking No I already told you that..are you drunk?? Good one I'm keeping it....
22.you drink frozen drinks?Yes
24. Do you drink liquor straight? Duh
25. Do you ever drink out of the bottle? Yes but its difficult for a germphobe -- I just pretend the alcohol kills all the germies
26. Are you drunk right now? 11 am at work no, sorry.
27. Do you consume more than 2 alcoholic beverages on daily basis? Some days
28. Do you drink a lot of wine? In summer and fall I drink more
29. When's the last time you drank? Yesterday
30. Name someone that will repost this drinking survey? Der... I don't think anyone reads this but me....
31. Ever been streaking while drinking? No... well I don't think so
32. Hot tub/pool naked because of alcohol? Yes good times mmmmmmm
33. Failed any college courses due to alcohol alone?Nope
34. Ever woken up & said "Dude where's my car?"Nope
35. Drink Drank Drunk!!! Yeah thats the idea
36. Puked in a friend's car?No. Not a puker
Let's drink to a missing 37.!
38. What is the last alcoholic beverage you drank? A jalapeno Martini last night to toast the end of ben's marriage.... Did I tell you I have a new roommate?
xoxo
Wednesday, November 07, 2007
Oh hell.....
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