Me and ed from barenaked ladies :-)

My stalker...

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For amy

Goofing in wally world

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Lol...

Yes a michael jackson impersonator! lol!

I shop like a bachelor=)

A ball-buster and a dick magnet

Does this look like the face of a ball buster or a dick magnet? Cuz i've been called both things this week... A new guy I was hanging out with says i'm a total ball buster and my buddy justin says i'm a magnet for peni ... He even acted it out for me! lol! i'm not sure what i'm doing wrong here!

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Update on Swiffer fur picker upper

Ok if you are someone like vanessa who just has two little dogs this might work great for you... unfortunately I have two fluffy cats and a endlessly shedding dog. This little thing was full of fur in two minutes and I was able to dismantle it finally and take the fur out and put it back together but it was never quite the same. So I would rate it about an 8 but it is disposable so keep that in mind if you buy one!!!

drunkie pirate jen YAY!!

KETCHUP!!

Hello friends and loved ones!! Lets play catchup!! LOL!

Pic's are of me at sunset fishing at jordanelle which I am not doing this weekend. So far this weekend has been a bust and yesterday was the wierdest day I've had in a while. There is so much that has happened that I don't know where to start. OH I'll bullet like alana does!!

* dated several guys no clear winner til just recently and now he's acting wierd. Oh and I gave him strep. Not just normal strep... a really horrible painful strep that takes forever to get better from

* jon is finally making progress on selling the house. Met anne marie... she's okay I guess I'm sure she thinks she's found a diamond in the rough. Good luck mate.

* did a play down at off broadway theater... you didn't come to it and you suck except amy who must be the only one that really loves me :-D

* still living with mom. Thank god for my mom she's saved my ass more times than I can count.

* found out that you really have to be able to take care of yourself in this world and that a victim attitude sucks but that you can't really rely on anyone else. cynical much??

* found out sleeping in the same bed as a 6'4" guy is really crowded. especially with the dog and 2 cats joining us.

I guess thats all my wisdom for now. I'm selling my washer and dryer for $200 if you know anyone who needs em I might even make ya a deal.

love you!! xoxo

Pirates of Penzance aka Jen's a Hoe thanks debbie...