Wasn't gonna do this survey ....

but then I caved to the pressure... oh well

Stolen from Alana, who I could never hate, cuz I love her too much :-)
1. Where where you 3 hours ago? the Ozone at work running 4 the shuttle
2. Who are you in love with? an amazing crazy amount of people
3. Have you ever eaten a crayon? No but that sounds good... mmm waxy
4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?There are a TON of pink post-its all over my desk reminding me of all the crap I need to do instead of a survey
5. When was the last time you went to the mall? This weekend... and I need to go back kill me please....
6. Are you wearing socks right now? Yuup and they don't go with my outfit but its ok cuz ya cant see em
7. Do you have a car worth over $2000.Yes, and one that is not.
8. When was the last time you drove out of town? Prolly camping this last summer
9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days? No but we finally rented super bad
10. What was the last thing you had to drink? Diet pepsi with slime
11. What are you wearing right now? long sleeve black shirt and black pants I like black
12. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it? I let the car wash do it. Although I'm wishing I'd washed it and waxed it really well before this snowstorm hit
13. Last food you ate? Eggs and toast
14. Where were you last week this time? Right here.
15. Have you bought any clothing items in the past week? Super cute reindeer shirt for xmas for me, xmas shirts for shy and kaylee and a shirt that says monkey see monkey do monkey get in trouble too for alex yay!
16. When is the last time you flossed? Who knows? This week sometime
17. What is the last TV program you watched? aahhh prolly Elephant vs rhino on discovery
18. What is your favorite animal? Llamas. Dirty dirty llamas.. and monkeys.
19. What sign are you? Aquarius... quirky and weird fits 2 a T
20. What is your favorite dream vacation? Clean pretty sand swimable blue water and hot hot sunshine
21. Last person's home you were in?Probably my Moms
22. Worst injury you ever had? Fell over going down a hill on my bike and scraped all the skin off both knees and most of my elbows
23. Do you miss anyone right now? I miss the fun happy ben
24. Last play you saw? Dunno its been a while
25. What is you secret weapon to lure the opposite sex?I am a cheap date and fairly easy.
26. What are your plans for this evening?I am gonna figure out the easiest thing to make for dinner, then watch too much TV and go to bed.
27. Next trip you are going to take? Apparently we are going to boise in Jan
28. Ever go to camp? Nope. Mom was a paranoid freak -- thank god cuz apparently that is the only way to keep your kids safe
29. Were you an honour roll student? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *snort* HAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAA
30. What do you want to know about the future? Where this is all gonna end up
31. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne? Clinque happy.
32. Are you due sometime soon for a doctors visit?I am pretty healthy I think I'm good.
33. Where is your mother? Driving the short bus around town
34. Do you have a tan?I have a pair of tan underwear
35. What are you listening to right now? Office calls
36. Do you collect anything. Shotglasses. who knew?
37. Who is the biggest liar you know?W
38. Last time you got stopped by cop or pulled over. Its been a while knock on wood!
39. What is the weird exotic food that you like?I don't like anything weird or exotic.
41. Last time you took a shower? last night
42. Sesame Street Character you most identify with? Oscar he's cranky like me :-)
43. Do you need to do laundry? Wash/dry no fold put away? yes
44. What is your heritage? Swiss scottish and some German some indian and irish thrown in for good measure
45. Are you rich? Welll.... homeless people have been known to try and give me money...

One Year *hummed to the tune of "One Week"

It's been one year since I saw you
Dropped to my knees and yelled please do me
5 months since I blogged about you
said to alana I think I'm gonna stalk steve
3 days since I last googled your name
I realize Im outta control but what can I do?
Someday you'll marry me but you'll still be too hot.

Oh god I think I'm funny!!!

Can ya believe its been a year of Dirty llama jokes and broken shotglass references? AWWWWWW Steve... Ed.... (cuz I know you go find random websites that refer to you) You need to fly Me and Alana to your phoenix show and let us hang out backstage with you.... we won't be any trouble I promise ;-p

xoxo

AWWWwwwwwww

It's real ... they really got matching tat's... isn't it cute?? thats the logo for their company now... look at the eyes... awwww....


That is so it... alana we are getting our tat's now!!!

Alcohol my favorite accessory...

1. When I'm drunk, I tend to...talk really loud, do things that embarass my husband, and pull alana off of boys she's flirting with so I don't get in trouble for it.
Shots or beers? Shots and beers... Once alana and I drank a shot in a beer
3. Do you have drinking buddies? Alana and Ben :-)
4. Do you get angry when you drink? when I drink whiskey and sometimes rum
5. Do you puke?Once. I also laid on the floor and shared birthday cake with my dog. Seemed like a good Idea at the time -- oh although sometimes I hafta make myself puke so that I'm not still drunk four days later
6. After 7 drinks what are you doing? hiding from the strange men that alana has been fondling and giggling
7. Your favorite drink(s) is(are)? Vodka and Dr. Pepper or Diet coke, Jager and Red Bull, Cap'n & Coke, Shots of pucker, Slippery Nipples and that Zombie thing I had on Halloween
8. Tequila does what to you? Sick ass tequila burps nastyness
9. Whose your favorite person to drink with? ALANA of COURSE!!!!!
10. Vodka makes you? Happy
11. Do you smoke when you drink? Yes I'm naughty like that
12. Do you pass out? Not a chance
13. Do you drink girly drinks? Sometimes
14. Do you drink alone? Sometimes
15. Worst drink you have ever had? 32 proof hot damn ick
16. Do you play drinking games? God save me from Ibble Dibble Yay Alcoholympics!!
17. Favorite Beer? I have a new fav I can't pronounce from red lobster Vanilla aftertaste its good mmmmmmm
18. What is your favorite shot?jager
19. What will you NOT drink? Tequila ick
20. Are you a lightweight when it comes to drinking?NO. I can drink most boys and alana under the fucking table
21. passed out from drinking No I already told you that..are you drunk?? Good one I'm keeping it....
22.you drink frozen drinks?Yes
24. Do you drink liquor straight? Duh
25. Do you ever drink out of the bottle? Yes but its difficult for a germphobe -- I just pretend the alcohol kills all the germies
26. Are you drunk right now? 11 am at work no, sorry.
27. Do you consume more than 2 alcoholic beverages on daily basis? Some days
28. Do you drink a lot of wine? In summer and fall I drink more
29. When's the last time you drank? Yesterday
30. Name someone that will repost this drinking survey? Der... I don't think anyone reads this but me....
31. Ever been streaking while drinking? No... well I don't think so
32. Hot tub/pool naked because of alcohol? Yes good times mmmmmmm
33. Failed any college courses due to alcohol alone?Nope
34. Ever woken up & said "Dude where's my car?"Nope
35. Drink Drank Drunk!!! Yeah thats the idea
36. Puked in a friend's car?No. Not a puker
Let's drink to a missing 37.!
38. What is the last alcoholic beverage you drank? A jalapeno Martini last night to toast the end of ben's marriage.... Did I tell you I have a new roommate?

xoxo

Oh hell.....

I've forgotten my myspace account password and the "forgot password" function doesn't work... oh well I was over myspaz anyway ;-p

Look it... new pictures...


Missa, Pete and Landon




Jon in Costume!!!

Jon's 1st try-on

Jen's a psycho bitch :-)

HALLOWEEN 2007 STARTS TONIGHT

Seriously there is something wrong with me!! I'm more excited for this than I am for christmas!!!! Three parties this year, Friday, Saturday and Wednesday -- we'll see how it goes and hope for the best! Jon's costume looks amazing! I'm such a freakin' geek.

Hee hee!!

Little red hottie hood

Halloween 2006 yay

OH MY DEVIL WE ARE JUST SO MUCH HOTTER THIS YEAR!! DAMN!!

Yep .. check out them crazy bitches they be hotties for sure! Ha ha ha

Yes I have a colorful past... and face...

LANDEN!!! AWWWWWW

My newest kid!!!! I was sent several photos but this one is my fav!! it cracks me up!!!

Oooooh look pictures :-)

So Here is the photo of me after the "young dubs" concert.... Ya can't tell but yes, fucking brenden wrote "I LOVE boobs" with arrows pointing to said boobs. Thanks for that ;-)

Here's my other cute photo for the month of august ... My jono made dinner for me the night of our anniversary AND he even made "zuccini steaks" for me AWWWWWWWWWWWW *sniff* Him is so awesome!