YAY ... I WIN!!!

I've heard people say that Too much of anything is not good for you, baby Oh noBut I don't know about that There's many times that we've loved We've shared love and made love It doesn't seem to me like it's enough There's just not enough of it There's just not enough Oh oh, babe My darling I, can't get enough of your love babe Girl, I don't know, I don't know why Can't get enough of your love babeOh, some things i can't get used toNo matter how I tryJust like the more you give, the more I wantAnd baby, that's no lieOh no, babeTell me, what can I say?What am I gonna do?How should I feel when everything is you?What kind of love is this that you're givin' me?Is it in your kiss or just because you're sweet?Girl, all I know is every time you're hereI feel the changeSomethin' movesI scream your nameDo whatch got to doDarling, I, can't get enough of your love babeGirl, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know whyI can't get enough of your love babeOh no, babeGirl, if only I could make you seeAnd make you understandGirl, your love for me is all I needAnd more than I can standOh well, babeHow can I explain all the things I feel?You've given me so muchGirl, you're so unrealStill I keep loving youMore and more each timeGirl, what am I gonna doBecause you blow my mindI get the same old feelin' every time you're hereI feel the changeSomethin' movesI scream your nameDo whatch got to doDarling, I, can't get enough of your love babeOh no, babeBaby, let me take all of my life to find youBut you can believe it's gonna take the rest of ny life to keep youOh no, babeMy darling I, can't get enoug of your love babeYeah, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know whyCan't get enough of your love babeOh my darling I, can't get enough of your love babeOh babeI don't know, I don't know, I don't know whyI can't get enough of your love babeOh babe

WHO DOES THIS?? WHO GETS BARRY WHITE STUCK IN THEIR HEAD FOR HOURS ON END??

Yes I'd like the platinum throne when I get to hell...

That's funny... speaking of stuck lyrics....

What, am I to wake up suddenly and then enroll at the local college, earn me a degree and I could work weekends? If I've worked real hard I could mow your back yard Ed~ love~ you can mow my backyard any time ya want ;-) or my front yard or any damned thing ya wanna I can go to Europe, travel with my friends I can blow a thousand deutsche marks to get drunk in a pub with some Australians Buy a giant backpack sew a flag on the back I think never is enough (yeah never is enough)I never want to do that stuffI think never is enough (yeah never is enough)You never have to do that stuff I never had to spend a summer planting trees Yes you did I never worked my way through a forest inch by inch doubled over on my hands and knees YES you did! I never spent a single day in retail telling people what they want to hear telling people anything to make a sale Eating in the food courtwith the old and the bored I think never is enough (yeah never is enough) I never want to do that stuff I think never is enough (yeah never is enough) You never have to do that stuff The worlds your oyster shell But what's that funny smell You eat the bivalve anyway you're sick with salmonella You get your Ph.D How happy you will be When you get a job at Wendy's And are honored with employee of the month I think never is enough (yeah never is enough) I never want to do that stuffI think never is enough (yeah never is enough) You never have to do that stuff.

YAY

Ewwww its VD!!

Online Valentines may contain Internet worm, FBI warns
AFPPublished: Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Valentine's Day e-greetings from a stranger could deliver more than the recipient bargained for in the shape of a destructive "Trojan horse" that hijacks computers, the FBI warned Tuesday.
"If you unexpectedly receive a Valentine's Day e-card, be careful," the Federal Bureau of Investigation said in a statement, warning Internet users to "be on the lookout for spam emails spreading the Storm Worm malicious software (malware)."
"The Storm Worm virus has capitalized on various holidays in the last year by sending millions of emails advertising an e-card link within the text of the spam email. Valentine's Day has been identified as the next target," the FBI said.
Heart illuminations for Valentine's Day. Valentine's Day e-greetings from a stranger could deliver more than the recipient bargained for in the shape of a destructive "Trojan horse" that hijacks computers, the FBI warned Tuesday.
The bogus email directs the recipient to click on a link to retrieve an electronic Valentine's Day card.
If the user falls for the ruse, malware will infect their computer or the device they used to connect to the Internet, and make it become part of a Storm Worm botnet, according to the FBI. A botnet is a network of computers that, unbeknownst to their users, forward transmissions, such as spam, viruses and malware, to other computers linked to the Internet.
Botnets can also be used in identity theft, the FBI warned, urging Internet users not to open Valentine's greetings from unknown senders.

They say it's your birthday....

Story of my life

Survey sorta mood

ABSOLUTELY NO LYING QUIZ
1. last cigarette? Last night :-0
2. last beverage: Diet coke
3. last phone call? WV Dodge
4. last text message? I dunno deleted it :-(
5. last CD played: Oh hell I dunno I'm listening to Tupac right now
6: last BUBBLE bath: dunno
7: last time you cried : Last night
8. last meal: Wendy's baked potato
SEVEN have you’s:
1. have you ever dated someone twice?: Umm Jon?
3. have you ever kissed someone & regreted it?: No :-)
4. have you ever fallen in love? Yes
5. have you ever lost someone?: Steven
6.have you ever slept until 2pm?: Noon Yes... two? prolly not
7. have you ever been drunk and thrown up? Yes but only once
SIX things you did in the past three days:1.2.3.4.5.6. Hell I dunno...
list FIVE people you can tell pretty much anything to –1:2:3:4:5: Alana, Ben, Jon, Mom, Trixxy and I dunno ... Moose?
list THREE favorite colors —1:2:3: Red Black Purple
list FOUR things you want to do before you die -1:2:3:4: Sky dive, bungee jump, race car drive and have kids
This month have you…
Laughed until you cried: no
Went behind your parents back? Actually I did and got busted
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT:
1. Your last kiss? Yummy
2. Gay Marriage? go for it
3. Lowering the drinking age? Yes
4. Straight, Gay, or Bi? Ok
5. Who are the best huggers that you know? Seth... he's the bomb at hugging
6. Do you believe in love at first sight? MMMmmmm sure why not
7. Is there something you want to tell someone? Hell no I tell everything I'm thinking about
8. What brand of shirt are you wearing? Haynes Tshirt two of em
9. Would you kiss anyone on your top friends? Is this a myspace survey?
10. What is your current annoyance? Everything and everyone
11. How many kids do you want to have? 2
12. Do you want to change your name? Yeah to apple bottom girl
13. Last time you saw your father? ummmm...... Its been years
14. What did you do for your last birthday? I dunno it was a year ago
15.What time did you wake up today? 8
16. What were you doing at midnight last night: drinking and talking shit
17. Name something you CANNOT wait to do: Finish this survey!
18. What is your favorite thing in your room? My bed
20. Where is your best friend right now? On her way to blue man group with her HUSBAND bastards :-p

Ccccrrrr-fuckin-aaaaannnnkkkkyyyy

CRANKY

Yup I don't know if its the moon out of alignment or just life lately or hell even just not enough sunshine but I'm SO freakishly cranky today that I just wanna poke peoples eyes out. I'm sick of everyone and everything and I pretty much just hate everyone. I think I'm going to Ogden Saturday morning - well if my friend is going to be home.... and I'm ditching everyone... I need a road trip.

Have I ever shown you this before???

This is the after photo... compared to the before photo it's a world of difference!!!!

BEFORE

This is my tramp stamp when I first had it done... I've almost had this for a year now...

One of the most random surveys ever!!

When you cook a piece of toast, which side of the toaster do you put it in? Left side
Do you sing along to music? Yes, but not well
If so, chorus or the main singer? Main singer
When was the last time you washed dishes? Last night
Washed a dog? Well I paid for her to be washed on Saturday that counts right?
What did you have for supper last night? Chicken enchaladas
How old were you when your parents told you the truth about Santa? What truth about santa?
Do you think Pepsi is better in the bottle or can? Bottle
Have you ever shot an animal? Hell no
What was the last song stuck in your head? D ... D... D says Duh (off a kids toy)
Have you ever talked to a pinecone? Probably
What was the last thing you put on your head? I put my earring in this morning
What color is your cell phone? Silver
Have you ever put peanut butter on the roof of a horse’s mouth? Ha ha ha no but I so would if I could!!
How about a dog? Yes
What type of deodorant do you use, assuming you use one? Secret
Last show you watched on TV? Rock of Love II I love bret michaels
What is the best flavor of Jelly Bellies? Grass
Have you ever body surfed at the beach? Yes,but not well
What is the strangest thing you have ever found? $50 on the side of the freeway
Have you ever said, “Brontosaurus Blubber butt”? Yep to misty yesterday
Name one character from the Simpsons. Lisa
Name one character from King of the Hill. Peggy
Do you wear mirrored or regular sunglasses? Regular
What is the best candle scent? I have one that is carmel thats yummy
Have you ever stirred up a fire ant hill? yes... run away!!!
Have you ever had a laughing fit in church? Yes I've had laughing fits just about everywhere
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Three
Have you ever speeded up a vinyl record just to hear squeaky voices? Who hasn't?
Ever fallen on a Christmas tree? No
Did you ever believe in the boogeyman? EVER? StILL dO!!!!!
Do you have any scars on your left index finger? several
Have you ever examined one of your digits? you just told me to so YES
Have you ever eaten a jalapenõ pepper for money? yes
When was the last time you actually wrote a letter to someone? yesterday its my job
Have you ever fallen out of a hammock by yourself? yes I'm that good
When was the last time you rubbed the Buddha’s belly? jon last night ha ha
Does your clock make noise? No that's annoying
Do raisins belong in cookies? sometimes
How do you like your meat done? Weelllllllll well welll well
Do you buy those email chains or just delete them as soon as you see them? DELETE
Which is funnier a mime pretending to be in a box or trapped in a box? Trapped
What is the best prank you have ever pulled? Put ben's house up for sale
Can you say the alphabet backwards? no
When was the last time you literally slapped yourself? I dunno sometime this week I'm sure

Hmmmm... that wasn't as much fun as I thought it would be .... oh well.

Because My last post was December 10th

FORGET REDNECKS; THIS IS WHAT JEFF FOXWORTHY HAD TO SAY ABOUT UTAHNS!

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September to May, you live in Utah.

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there,you live in Utah.

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Utah.

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number, you live in Utah.

If 'vacation' means going anywhere south of Salt Lake City for the weekend, you live in Utah.

If you measure distance in hours, you live in Utah.

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Utah.

If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' and back again in the same day, you live in Utah.

If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both unlocked, you live in Utah.

If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Utah.

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in Utah.

If the speed limit on the highway is 75 mph -- you're going 80, and everyone is still passing you, you live in Utah.

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Utah.

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Utah.

If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly' you live in Utah.