A ball-buster and a dick magnet

Does this look like the face of a ball buster or a dick magnet? Cuz i've been called both things this week... A new guy I was hanging out with says i'm a total ball buster and my buddy justin says i'm a magnet for peni ... He even acted it out for me! lol! i'm not sure what i'm doing wrong here!

Trixxxy

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Update on Swiffer fur picker upper

Ok if you are someone like vanessa who just has two little dogs this might work great for you... unfortunately I have two fluffy cats and a endlessly shedding dog. This little thing was full of fur in two minutes and I was able to dismantle it finally and take the fur out and put it back together but it was never quite the same. So I would rate it about an 8 but it is disposable so keep that in mind if you buy one!!!

drunkie pirate jen YAY!!

KETCHUP!!

Hello friends and loved ones!! Lets play catchup!! LOL!

Pic's are of me at sunset fishing at jordanelle which I am not doing this weekend. So far this weekend has been a bust and yesterday was the wierdest day I've had in a while. There is so much that has happened that I don't know where to start. OH I'll bullet like alana does!!

* dated several guys no clear winner til just recently and now he's acting wierd. Oh and I gave him strep. Not just normal strep... a really horrible painful strep that takes forever to get better from

* jon is finally making progress on selling the house. Met anne marie... she's okay I guess I'm sure she thinks she's found a diamond in the rough. Good luck mate.

* did a play down at off broadway theater... you didn't come to it and you suck except amy who must be the only one that really loves me :-D

* still living with mom. Thank god for my mom she's saved my ass more times than I can count.

* found out that you really have to be able to take care of yourself in this world and that a victim attitude sucks but that you can't really rely on anyone else. cynical much??

* found out sleeping in the same bed as a 6'4" guy is really crowded. especially with the dog and 2 cats joining us.

I guess thats all my wisdom for now. I'm selling my washer and dryer for $200 if you know anyone who needs em I might even make ya a deal.

love you!! xoxo

Pirates of Penzance aka Jen's a Hoe thanks debbie...

sunday bloody sunday

killen them up at Jordenell

We made a deal on roses :) lol

Congrats amy and seth! She's beautiful!

Fabric sweeper

So happy! Oh my god! I hope this works the way it's advertised! Lol i'll let you know!

don't make me kill you...

Here is the deal:The first five people to comment on this post will get something made by me.This offer does have some restrictions and limitations:1- I make no guarantees that you will like what I make.2- What I make will be just for you.3- It'll be done this year.4- You have no clue what it's going to be.5- I reserve the right to do whatever I want!The catch?Oh, the catch is that you must re-post this on your own blog and offer the same deal to 5 of your own lucky blog readers. So, the first 5 people to leave a comment telling me they are in, win a FAB-U-LOUS homemade gift by me! Oh, and be sure to post a picture of what you win when you get it.Let the games begin!

Oh... so this is what a nervous breakdown feels like... huh...

SO I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown ;-) Wheeeeeee ....

I'm stressed... everything is flipping me out and I feel like I'm on the edge. I'm not, but I feel like it. I'm way too grounded and too real to ever really be suceptible to a nervous breakdown ( Ok, maybe if I was pregnant by some one-night-stand from the bar, I just lost my job, and um... I dunno ... more car problems! LOL)

Oh speaking of the the car problems they were way fun. Apparently my wires were rubbing against the housing in my engine and caused my car to have a heart attack... my engine lights were all on, the accelerator didnt register... hella problems ya know! sucky sucky... The guy at the dealership is going to try and get it covered by warranty and he better get it done cuz I'm not paying them. That's ridiculous and is not part of "normal wear and tear".

What else has been going on?? OH OH amy finds it VERY disturbing but I made out with a midget porn-star last night!!! LOL!!! I think its funny and he's a cute guy but he is seriously maybe four feet tall. YAY!! I was going to date him but I'm pretty sure he'll molest me on our first date and I seriously don't want to have to get checked for diseases every three months for the next three years. ick.

Anyway... I'll try to be better about keeping updated. its hard now that i can't blog at work :-(

Love you tons.

email me... tiggrfly_@hotmail.com
or jennifer.frisch@hsc.utah.edu
xoxo

HA!

I'm being immature but my ex neighbor just told me that i'm eye candy, he felt bad 4 jon cuz he lost me and that jon was definately not trading up. Made me feel good but then I felt bad for feeling good... *Sigh* life is rough!