Wasn't gonna do this survey ....

but then I caved to the pressure... oh well

Stolen from Alana, who I could never hate, cuz I love her too much :-)
1. Where where you 3 hours ago? the Ozone at work running 4 the shuttle
2. Who are you in love with? an amazing crazy amount of people
3. Have you ever eaten a crayon? No but that sounds good... mmm waxy
4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?There are a TON of pink post-its all over my desk reminding me of all the crap I need to do instead of a survey
5. When was the last time you went to the mall? This weekend... and I need to go back kill me please....
6. Are you wearing socks right now? Yuup and they don't go with my outfit but its ok cuz ya cant see em
7. Do you have a car worth over $2000.Yes, and one that is not.
8. When was the last time you drove out of town? Prolly camping this last summer
9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days? No but we finally rented super bad
10. What was the last thing you had to drink? Diet pepsi with slime
11. What are you wearing right now? long sleeve black shirt and black pants I like black
12. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it? I let the car wash do it. Although I'm wishing I'd washed it and waxed it really well before this snowstorm hit
13. Last food you ate? Eggs and toast
14. Where were you last week this time? Right here.
15. Have you bought any clothing items in the past week? Super cute reindeer shirt for xmas for me, xmas shirts for shy and kaylee and a shirt that says monkey see monkey do monkey get in trouble too for alex yay!
16. When is the last time you flossed? Who knows? This week sometime
17. What is the last TV program you watched? aahhh prolly Elephant vs rhino on discovery
18. What is your favorite animal? Llamas. Dirty dirty llamas.. and monkeys.
19. What sign are you? Aquarius... quirky and weird fits 2 a T
20. What is your favorite dream vacation? Clean pretty sand swimable blue water and hot hot sunshine
21. Last person's home you were in?Probably my Moms
22. Worst injury you ever had? Fell over going down a hill on my bike and scraped all the skin off both knees and most of my elbows
23. Do you miss anyone right now? I miss the fun happy ben
24. Last play you saw? Dunno its been a while
25. What is you secret weapon to lure the opposite sex?I am a cheap date and fairly easy.
26. What are your plans for this evening?I am gonna figure out the easiest thing to make for dinner, then watch too much TV and go to bed.
27. Next trip you are going to take? Apparently we are going to boise in Jan
28. Ever go to camp? Nope. Mom was a paranoid freak -- thank god cuz apparently that is the only way to keep your kids safe
29. Were you an honour roll student? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *snort* HAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAA
30. What do you want to know about the future? Where this is all gonna end up
31. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne? Clinque happy.
32. Are you due sometime soon for a doctors visit?I am pretty healthy I think I'm good.
33. Where is your mother? Driving the short bus around town
34. Do you have a tan?I have a pair of tan underwear
35. What are you listening to right now? Office calls
36. Do you collect anything. Shotglasses. who knew?
37. Who is the biggest liar you know?W
38. Last time you got stopped by cop or pulled over. Its been a while knock on wood!
39. What is the weird exotic food that you like?I don't like anything weird or exotic.
41. Last time you took a shower? last night
42. Sesame Street Character you most identify with? Oscar he's cranky like me :-)
43. Do you need to do laundry? Wash/dry no fold put away? yes
44. What is your heritage? Swiss scottish and some German some indian and irish thrown in for good measure
45. Are you rich? Welll.... homeless people have been known to try and give me money...

One Year *hummed to the tune of "One Week"

It's been one year since I saw you
Dropped to my knees and yelled please do me
5 months since I blogged about you
said to alana I think I'm gonna stalk steve
3 days since I last googled your name
I realize Im outta control but what can I do?
Someday you'll marry me but you'll still be too hot.

Oh god I think I'm funny!!!

Can ya believe its been a year of Dirty llama jokes and broken shotglass references? AWWWWWW Steve... Ed.... (cuz I know you go find random websites that refer to you) You need to fly Me and Alana to your phoenix show and let us hang out backstage with you.... we won't be any trouble I promise ;-p

xoxo

AWWWwwwwwww

It's real ... they really got matching tat's... isn't it cute?? thats the logo for their company now... look at the eyes... awwww....


That is so it... alana we are getting our tat's now!!!

Alcohol my favorite accessory...

1. When I'm drunk, I tend to...talk really loud, do things that embarass my husband, and pull alana off of boys she's flirting with so I don't get in trouble for it.
Shots or beers? Shots and beers... Once alana and I drank a shot in a beer
3. Do you have drinking buddies? Alana and Ben :-)
4. Do you get angry when you drink? when I drink whiskey and sometimes rum
5. Do you puke?Once. I also laid on the floor and shared birthday cake with my dog. Seemed like a good Idea at the time -- oh although sometimes I hafta make myself puke so that I'm not still drunk four days later
6. After 7 drinks what are you doing? hiding from the strange men that alana has been fondling and giggling
7. Your favorite drink(s) is(are)? Vodka and Dr. Pepper or Diet coke, Jager and Red Bull, Cap'n & Coke, Shots of pucker, Slippery Nipples and that Zombie thing I had on Halloween
8. Tequila does what to you? Sick ass tequila burps nastyness
9. Whose your favorite person to drink with? ALANA of COURSE!!!!!
10. Vodka makes you? Happy
11. Do you smoke when you drink? Yes I'm naughty like that
12. Do you pass out? Not a chance
13. Do you drink girly drinks? Sometimes
14. Do you drink alone? Sometimes
15. Worst drink you have ever had? 32 proof hot damn ick
16. Do you play drinking games? God save me from Ibble Dibble Yay Alcoholympics!!
17. Favorite Beer? I have a new fav I can't pronounce from red lobster Vanilla aftertaste its good mmmmmmm
18. What is your favorite shot?jager
19. What will you NOT drink? Tequila ick
20. Are you a lightweight when it comes to drinking?NO. I can drink most boys and alana under the fucking table
21. passed out from drinking No I already told you that..are you drunk?? Good one I'm keeping it....
22.you drink frozen drinks?Yes
24. Do you drink liquor straight? Duh
25. Do you ever drink out of the bottle? Yes but its difficult for a germphobe -- I just pretend the alcohol kills all the germies
26. Are you drunk right now? 11 am at work no, sorry.
27. Do you consume more than 2 alcoholic beverages on daily basis? Some days
28. Do you drink a lot of wine? In summer and fall I drink more
29. When's the last time you drank? Yesterday
30. Name someone that will repost this drinking survey? Der... I don't think anyone reads this but me....
31. Ever been streaking while drinking? No... well I don't think so
32. Hot tub/pool naked because of alcohol? Yes good times mmmmmmm
33. Failed any college courses due to alcohol alone?Nope
34. Ever woken up & said "Dude where's my car?"Nope
35. Drink Drank Drunk!!! Yeah thats the idea
36. Puked in a friend's car?No. Not a puker
Let's drink to a missing 37.!
38. What is the last alcoholic beverage you drank? A jalapeno Martini last night to toast the end of ben's marriage.... Did I tell you I have a new roommate?

xoxo

Oh hell.....

I've forgotten my myspace account password and the "forgot password" function doesn't work... oh well I was over myspaz anyway ;-p

Look it... new pictures...


Missa, Pete and Landon




Jon in Costume!!!

Jon's 1st try-on

Jen's a psycho bitch :-)

HALLOWEEN 2007 STARTS TONIGHT

Seriously there is something wrong with me!! I'm more excited for this than I am for christmas!!!! Three parties this year, Friday, Saturday and Wednesday -- we'll see how it goes and hope for the best! Jon's costume looks amazing! I'm such a freakin' geek.

Hee hee!!

Little red hottie hood

Halloween 2006 yay

OH MY DEVIL WE ARE JUST SO MUCH HOTTER THIS YEAR!! DAMN!!

Yep .. check out them crazy bitches they be hotties for sure! Ha ha ha

Yes I have a colorful past... and face...

LANDEN!!! AWWWWWW

My newest kid!!!! I was sent several photos but this one is my fav!! it cracks me up!!!

Oooooh look pictures :-)

So Here is the photo of me after the "young dubs" concert.... Ya can't tell but yes, fucking brenden wrote "I LOVE boobs" with arrows pointing to said boobs. Thanks for that ;-)

Here's my other cute photo for the month of august ... My jono made dinner for me the night of our anniversary AND he even made "zuccini steaks" for me AWWWWWWWWWWWW *sniff* Him is so awesome!

Oh So thats whats wrong with me!

amongst other things of course....

Overspending likewise can be an issue with depression, Nadel said, as those afflicted try to distract themselves and alleviate their distress with purchases. Feelings of hopelessness can make it difficult to plan for the future or to care whether the bills get paid.

The symptoms that define ADHD -- impulsivity, inattentiveness and/or hyperactivity -- make finances a trial for many who have the disorder. Problems with planning and organizing stymie their attempts to deal with even simple money tasks, like bill paying, while lack of impulse control can result in big credit card debts, over-limit fees and bounced checks.


See? I just have ADHD!

crazy bitch.....

Scream so loud... getting fucking laid

Hey... you're a crazy bitch but ya fuck so good I'm on top of it
.... when I dream, I'm doing you all night.

scratches all down my back to keep me right on....

Baby girl, you want it all to be a star you’ll have to go down.
Take it off, no need to talk you're crazy, but I like the way you fuck me.

I like buckcherry right now...makes me happy :-D

oooh alana look .....

BTW. congrats I'm SOOOO jealous!!!

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I'M PISSED OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I REMEMBERED FINALLY!!!!

I'M PISSED OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF" Is what my darling alana screamed at the top of her VERY hoarse lungs in the middle of the desert!!!! THATS the phrase that I've been trying to recall for FOUR fucking days!! Awesome!!!!! And it SO describes how I've been feeling this week... just cranky and tired of it all....Oy vay!!!

PARRY HOTTER!!! I mean I mean HARRY POTTER!!!

Its Here Its here!!!! BOOK 7 Oh my god I'm so excited I don't know what to do with myself.... I keep telling myself that I need to take this book slow and enjoy it but I know I won't ... I can't handle antici ........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................pation OY!!! Crap today is going to be the longest day of my life!!!!!!

Oh well better get working... maybe that will distract me ;-)

xoxo

What's up with the length of hair question?? I don't get it...

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Well thats a little better... I guess... fuckfaces

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Ha ha they didn't even rate me for the assfuckers, sons-of-bitches, fuckers OR dildo!!! hahahahhaahahahaa!

I'm Not naaauggghtttyyy enough

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What the fuck???? GOD DAMN IT!!!!! fucking hell you've GOT to be fucking kidding me those cocksucking sons-of-bitches fucking rated me P-fucking-G???????

No GODDAMNED WAY!!!!!!!

cunt lickers don't know good clean filth when the fucking see it the dildo loving assfuckers!!!!

Lyrical goodness... kinda like cheezy goodness

ahhh time to get barenaked............

Alcohol, my permanent accessory Alcohol, a party-time necessity Alcohol, alternative to feeling like yourself Oh alcohol, I still drink to your health

I love you more than I did the week before I discovered alcohol

Forget the caffe latte, screw the raspberry iced tea A malibu and coke for you, a g&t for me Alcohol, your songs resolve like My life never will When someone else is picking up the bill

I love you more than I did the week before I discovered alcohol Oh alcohol, would you please forgive me? For while I cannot love myself I'll use something else

I thought that alcohol was just for those with Nothing else to do I thought that drinking just to get drunk Was a waste of precious booze But now I know that theres a time And theres a place where I can choose To walk the fine line between
Self-control and self-abuse I love you more than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol Would you please ignore that you Found me on the floor
Trying on your camisole? Oh alcohol, would you please forgive me? For while I cannot love myself I'll use something else.

Would you please forgive me...Would you please forgive me

Lov-lay Par-tay.....

So that was interesting....

The final hoorah for the Alcoholympics...... yup I can hardly believe it myself, this was the final year for the alcoholympics which is really too bad because there is a certain coolness stigma attached to "oh yeah we are totally psyched for the Alcoholympics this year" and "I totally live for the Alcoholympics"

what can ya do? Invite less annoying people perhaps and rechristen the event with new name perhaps?? hmmm....

We do have a history of stopping things that get too annoying .... take the annual vegas trip for example.....

I liked this so much I posted it on myspaz too!

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Umm.. totally forgot to go post a picture of the darling melissa.... hahhahahahaha I cannot be trusted!! Oh well... I'm over it... Oh I came on to try alana's eight... I know I can do multiples but eight?? Come ON....

#1 I LOVE to travel ...Seriously I don't work so that I can have a house or heat I work so that I can go places even if its just camping or boating or four-wheeling.

#2 I could totally be a racecar driver and blew out three motormounts in my car proving it... just don't tell ben or jon that's why they had to spend five very long hours under my car fixing it :-)

#4 Ok, I can count to ten, but I wanted to add this next to the other weird abuse the car factoid so I'm out of order... thats another weird thing... should I count it? the fact that I think rules are made for other people?? Yup... we are counting it which leads me to...

#5 My original point which is that I love to ROCK out in my car!!! Seriously I think I'm already suffering hearing damage because I sleep next to jon every night, but then on top of that I do about 85 miles an hour on the freeway and blast my stereo as high as I think it can go without damaging my speakers YAY it makes me happy...

#3 My husband, his best friend and I are complete total halloween FREAKS. We aren't talking normal run of the mill freaks, we're talking take-three-days-around-halloween-off-so-you-can-make-super-cool-halloween-costumes-not-to-mention-the-two-months-you-spent-prior-to-halloween-getting-the-costume-started-FREAKSHOW!!!!

#6 I don't like to be told what to do.... ok I don't know anyone who LIKES to be told what to do... but jon thinks its a weird fact about me.... *sigh* Maybe thats weird fact is that I'm married to a weird old guy who tries to boss me around and tell me what I SHOULD be doing while he sports a has-been-lavender-at-one-time-mohawk.

#7 I don't eat meat. Not weird, there's lots of vegans and vegetarians and yes I occasionally cheat, but here's the odd part... I don't eat meat because its made out of animals! Now before you finish dialing the funny farm (hahahaha) Let me explain. Its not that I don't like the taste of meat, or that I really like veggies, or even that cows produce enough methane gas to blow the planet up... its that an innocent animal has to die, usually in a horrific way, and has a horrible miserable life that it is probably better off dead, in order for me to eat dinner.
Ewww.... squick!!!
I've even changed the type of milk I drink, and the eggs I buy because of the conditions of the animals that provide these items. I don't want eggs from totured chickens who live in cages stacked 7 tall that shit all over each other, and I don't want steroid filled milk from a poor sad cow who lives attached to a milking machine and is constantly getting injected so that her body is tricked into thinking that it needs to produce. ick. Although eating meat off the bone is sick as hell and I don't know how anyone can do that especially chicken with all the veins and squicky ... ick I'm gonna throw up... That leads us to....

#8 Oh this one would piss off some people especially since I live in Utah... luckily nobody reads my ramblings!! I think people who have large families are vain. There I've said it. I think that if you need to have eight little copies of yourself running around that there is something wrong with you and that you just must think you are the coolest thing ever invented. There are countries that have limits on how many children you can have because of people who belived that they needed to have six seven or eight children (or hundreds in the dynasty ages). Then those eight kids went out and had eight kids and now there's limits and children that are given up for adoption because they are they are female and thats just sick and wrong. AND for DAMNED sure if you do have that many kids, you sure as hell had better be able to support those kids and not be living off of the state or govenment!! Hell no you'd better not have ten kids and be out there picking up welfare checks!!!

So there. Better or worse there's my eight ;-)

xoxo

Preggers!!!!

NO NOT ME.

Melissa!!!

And she's DARLING ...

I'm gonna go take a picture so you can see.

xoxo

Haven't blogged in a while

God my life is boring............

I have nothing new to report.

I'm going to AZ on friday. yay.

Alcoholympics is coming on 07/07/07. yay.

Book 7 is out in less than a month. yay.

I might already be a millionare. yay.

xoxo

Oooh so true its spooky....

Thanks to alana for turning me on to THIS!!

Jena -- [noun]: A lewd street performer 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Yes Yes Deeper Oh God YES!!

Your Life is Rated NC-17

You're life is so nasty, so naughty... it can't even be explained in polite company.

What is Your Life Rated?

SURVEY SAYS.....

1. If your doctor said you were pregnant, what would you do? Go Drinking to celebrate... waaaaiiit...
2. Do you trust all of your friends? No, I know them too well
3. Would you move to another state or country to be with the one you love?Probably..depends on the state/country
4. Do you believe that everything happens for a reason? Not everything
5. Name two things you would NOT tolerate in a relationship. Abuse and polygamy (this answer cracks me up so I'm keeping it)
6. Which one of your friends do you think would make the best doctor? Alana says Melissa, and gives good reason so I'm going with that.
7. When was the last time you snuck out? um... what time is it? probably an hour ago.
8. Are you afraid of falling in love? yes.
9. Is there someone who pops into your mind at random times? Sam. I loved him and he went all weird on me and so I still wonder.
10. Would you stop talking to your friends because you hooked up with a new person? If it changed their personality I would
11. When was the last time you flew in a plane? Hell I don't know...prolly jon's b-day last year over the slc valley
12. What did the last text message you sent say? I'll bring you fake bacon is that Ok?
13. What features do you find most attractive in the opposite sex? Sense of Humor (I'm married to jon. I have to appreciate a sense of humor)
14. Fill in the blank. I like... soup, and I like ice cream sandwiches too.I like fish sticks, but I love you.You don't believe me,you say all I think about's myself.Let me explain, don't walk away. Stealing alana's answer cuz it cracks me up too...
15. What are your goals in life? Eat drink and be merry for tommorow I may be dead.
17. When you get married, how would you envision your dream wedding? Lets go with midgets, the playboy mansion, a petting zoo and a LOT more booze than the first time!
18. If you could say just one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be? Fuck. fuck is the perfect word, its a noun, a verb, an adjective EVERYTHING!
19. If you were to wake up from being in a coma for an extended period of time, name some people you would call? OOhh pizza hut. mmmmm
20. How many kids do you want to have? 2 we'll see if that happens.
21. Would you make a good parent? Oh my hell yes. I'd have perfect children.
22. Where was your default pic taken? I haven't got a default pic.. sorry
23. What is your middle name? Lee
27. Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?? Memorial day weekend baby --all the sun, fun, alcohol and debauchery that one person can handle.
28. Are you musical? Does guitar hero count??
29. If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? I'd give myself $100 for the cake that I wanted at my wedding that dan's called and asked me if I wanted the day of, but I was too broke to get.
30. Shoe size: 7 or so
31. What are you wearing right now? Taupe pinstripe and white with my barbie shoes..
32. Righty or lefty: RIGHTY
33. Can you make a dollar in change right now? Yup, washed sleeping bags at laundromat last night, could prolly still break a fiver
34. Best place to go for a date: Anywhere with a bar..
35. Favorite jeans: Old navy boot cut -- so comfortable!
37. Favorite animal: Monkeys and Dirty Llamas (oh gasp!)
38. Favorite month: Oh prolly May
39. Favorite juice: Rum (its just fermented sugar cane juice..shuddup)
40. Have you had the chicken pox? as a kid
41. Have you had a sore throat? Duh
42. Have you had plastic surgery? No, but if you're offering I will take a tummy tuck.. me too me too!
43. Who knows you the best? Jon and Alana
45. Do you get along with your family? Define "get along..."
44. Do you wear contact lenses or glasses? I should, but I don't
46. Ever been in a fight with your pet? Oh my hell yes trixxy is a blanket hog... and not spoiled at all
47. Been to Mexico? Yes. and I'd go back tommorrow!!!
49. Did you buy something today? Mcbreakfast
50. Did you get sick today? No, hell no we don't do that!
52. Do you miss someone today? Its only 9am
53. Did you get in a fight with someone today? Not yet
54. Did you have sex today? nope..not yet
55. Last person to sleep in your bed ... JON duh and he's STILL THERE
56. Last person to see you cry? No one was around me the last time I cried.
57. Who made you cry? JON
58. What was the last TV show you watched? about 10 seconds of dancing w/the stars
60. What are your plans for the weekend? Camping, boating, drinking, etc etc
I'm sooo excited. :-)

Lovers ... in a dangerous time....

Barenaked different from alana's (sorta)

Are you male or female? Gangster Girl
Describe yourself: King of bedside manor
How do some people feel about you? Too little too late
How do you feel about yourself? Grade 9
Describe your most recent ex: Couldn't care less
Describe your current boyfriend/girlfriend:be my yoko ono
Describe where you want to be: take it outside
Describe how you live: Alcohol
Describe how you love: Call and answer
What would you ask for if you had one wish?
If I Had A Million Dollars
Share a few words of wisdom:
Another postcard
Now say goodbye: Leave


YAY I only stole ONE!!!!!

hahahahahahahahaha *gasp*hahahahahahahahaha

Oh my poor dear sweet husband...

... So jon looks at me yesterday and says "I still don't get the whole 'Dirty Llama' thing that you and alana have going on" Him and Ben look at me expectantly waiting for me to explain the joke ....




"well you woulda had to be in Arizona about five months ago to understand."

Oh Damn.

That and "Did it hafta break every single thing all the damned way down>??"

Good times.... good times...*giggle*

Blogging for no good reason at all.... just cuz I can.

Time for another vegas trip.... hmm.. oh the days of old when vegas trips were an annual thing...

sigh...

xoxo

LMAO!!

ALANA~

Do you know where your boyfriend was last night?? He was with me. Yep...sorry about that, but after you told the ladies about personal matters, I had to take matters into my own ... "hands". Hope your Tivo was set to pick up anything eddie!!!

Friends, loved ones, we gather here today....

OH oh oh... at what point doth the burden of friendship become too much, and glad tidings are that you should dump such friends and endth the relationship-ith?? At what point doest (doest??) thou sayth "Go fuck yourself bitches"?? Wasn't it shakespeare who said "To thine own self be true"?? Did he ever tell anyone to go fuck themselves?? just wondering. I bet he did, just in WAAAAAAYYYY many more words. The problem is that I enjoy these people when they aren't being douches but more often than not lately, they can't seem to help it. Dildo's. Fuck now I'm on a rant. again. as usual. DAMN.

SO FREAKING HOT!!!!!

DAMN!!!!! OH JUST TO HAVE BEEN IN THE RIGHT PLACE AT THE RIGHT TIME BEFORE THEY WERE HAPPILY MARRIED!!! *see next post*

AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN!!!!

How many times can you watch something before it is officially an unhealthy obsession???? Just wondering... no reason....

BNL Love

I would so do them both... although steve doesn't look like he's brushed his teeth yet. Much love to alana for introducing me (AKA sharing her OBSESSION) with me.

xoxo

cool...way cool

hmmm got to hang out in the ER at 4 am this morning...

now I'm tired. *sigh*

Oh well I'm over it.

xoxo

WTF????

Has everyone lost their minds??? Seriously... cuz if they have somebody shoulda told me. Jon's being a complete ASS for no apparent reason (as if he needs one!), Ben is being weird (got a text telling me he likes fat boys?? I know he does, after all he's Jon's friend ha ha) Rachelle is being ... well... Rachelle, and they are all making me insane!! Why? why why why??? irritating.

The only redeeming factor for today is Alana told me how to find Ed Robinson in a bathroom!! I still love red shirts. *sigh*

DAMN!!!!

****Warning this is the ramblings of a very tired chick -- for information regarding me being tired please refer to Alana/Barenaked Ladies *************8

It has been a long weird week. Let me emphasise WEIRD. I'm not going into it. No, you can't make me.

Mom is home. Thanks god, I'm extraordinarily lucky, This is my third time in my life having to deal with the ICU (the first time was Steven and was extraordinarily traumatic.) I can't imagine what a basket case the first time jono has to stay in the ICU or someone else my age because this was HARD. Mom has smoked for YEARS I knew this was coming and it STILL sucks being the oldest kid cuz there are decisions you don't want to have to think about making!!

That and I think that my life has changed permanantly this week. DAMN!!!

bookish

Book Tag!The rules of the game:
1. Find the nearest book to you.
2. Name the book and author.
3. Turn to page 123.
4. Go to the fifth sentence on the page.
5. Copy out the next 3 sentences and post to your blog.
6. Tag three other people

1. keep in mind I'm at work
2. Dorlands pocket medical dictionary/Saunders
3. - 5. Bronchomalacia (brong ko-mah-la'shah) a deficiency in the cartilaginous wall of the trachea or a bronchus that may lead to atelectsis or obstructive emphysema.

mmm sounds yummy.

6. Not into tagging.. if you wanna do it do it. then comment to me that you did so I can read yours too. Like Esther says, good free fun!

Trixxy.... stop scratching.....

Something is wrong with trixxy.... She scratches allllll the time! Damn I hate how deep bassets ears are!!! So now we need to go to the damned vet... maybe I'll just try cleaning her ears really well again. Any thoughts or ideas are welcome.. its not fleas because there are no dots on her ... BELIEVE ME I've looked -- afterall girlfriend sleeps in my bed!! No WAY I'm gonna not CHECK her out!!!!! yuck! Anyway -- thought or ideas welcome....

Yeah GREAT THANKS!!!

So thanks to these people who are are alana's fav links Jon now wants to name our other daughter Mara Jade. I don't know you guys, but he's now obsessed. I think I might have to go be friends with these people -- they seem like they are our kind of people!!

xoxo

ABCDEDIT

Damn I forgot I've had my head x-rayed many times! DAMN! and I thought I was doing so well....

ABCDEFG.....

ABC - All About Me!
A - available or taken: taken, but available for the men on my "list" (steve? are you listening??)
B- best friend: ALANA and scott, My mommy, my jono
C- cake or pie: Yes Please
D- drink of choice: Cola. I prefer Coke but will drink Pepsi. Capn' Morgan or Vodka absolutely necessary!
E-essential item you use everyday: I dunno, my toothbrush? OOH my CAR I love my car.
F-favorite color: Red
G-gummy bears or worms: both.
H-hometown: Salt Lake City, Utah born and raised
I-indulgence: Ice cream hey that starts with I too!
J-January or February: This ones a hard one... going on a cruise next january, but in general I like feb because thats when my b-day is..
K-kid's names: Trixxy Hobbitses, Tinkerbell, Jinx and Sally Mander. (and of course always annabelle daisy RIP) *DAMN* I just made myself cry, stupid.
L-life incomplete without: Family... and to me, family is whoever I want it to be.
M-marriage date: August 2, 1996
N-number of siblings: Just 1 technically... but alana is my sister from another mister...
O-oranges or apples:Clementines..mmm clementines
P-phobias or fears: Falling (well not so much falling as hitting)
Q-favorite quote: If you can lay on the floor without holding on you haven't drank enough yet.
R-reason to smile: Wild Roadtrips that leave you giggling forever *rawr*
S-season: Summer, I like the hot days and the cool nights and staying up late
T-tag 3 people: Shit... like anyone reads my blog... ummm ok if you are reading this and you haven't been tagged already than you are IT!
U-unknown fact about me: I actually watch the superbowl for the football. weird I know.
V-veggie I don't like: I have to like veggies *sigh* except brussels sprouts..*shiver*
W-worst habit: NO self control (stole this one!)
X-rays: NEVA'
Y-your favorite food: Cheese mmm... or mexican food with lots of cheese on it
Z-zodiac: Aquarius! The quirky weird one!

at it again!

Ok, so this weekedn stayed up til 5am or so, but then got up at 11am to go back to bens to help him start on his basement (he's doing a bedroom bathroom kinda thing. Didn't get home or to bed til 10:30 and then stayed up watching TV forever so now exhausted tired AGAIN. *sigh* gonna go home and take a NAP!!!!

xoxo

Here's something to think about...

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.


Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.


You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.


Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.


A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.


I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.


This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.


Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend !!!!


When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.


I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me.


The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.


Cocaine is gods way of telling you that you make too much money.


Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.


A bartender is just a pharmacist with a unlimited inventory.


I drink to forget I drink.


I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.


Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.


Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn't hold water.


The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.


Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.


Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.


The whole world is about three drinks behind.


I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.

Clean yer ears, Dick.

Don't ask.

Anyway - have a new retarded hobby. Its called lets stay up til 5 am on saturday night playing stupid guitar hero and then sleep in all day sunday and wonder why we aren't tired til2am sunday night, then go to work tired-as-hell on monday. THAAT ISA GREATTTT IDEA!!! YAY!!!!

Duh.

Its too cold to go outside and play

1. Ever been to a strip club?
Yes. I even had a lap dance! Jon says he won't go to the strip club with me anymore, but ben says next time he's sitting closer to me HA!!

2. Ever been to a bar?
Way too many to count.

3. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
No, they love me. OOh almost got a bitch kicked out cuz of me an alana! That was fun!

4. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
Technically, no, I'm a pretty good drunk -- you know I can keep it together until I get somewhere safe to fall asleep.

5. Ever been so drunk you passed out?
No, again, I'm a good drunk... sides I'm always worried I'll miss something funny.

6. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives)?
Yup, alana at new years (no tongue though ;-P)

7. Thrown up from drinking too much?
Twice. First time from sharing cake with daisy on the floor of the kitchen and the second time from killing 750 ml of vodka by myself when my girl had to be put down.

8. Had sex in a car?
No, jon's a party pooper. That and we'd get caught...

9. Had sex in a park?
Yes. Almost got caught.

10. Had sex in a movie theatre?
No, jon's a paranoid dork.

11. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes, but not a public one.

12. Had sex at work?
No ewww...

13. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes, many times, with friends, or even by myself blue boutique knows me now.

14. Have you ever purchased items from adult store?
Yes, and not just shoes.

15. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store?
Yes, but it was on piercings and shoes.

16. Is there someone you wished you never had sex with?
No, but theres lots of people I wish I could have sex with...Johnny depp for instance

17. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with?
Yes, but I'm still working on it. It's just a matter of time, and he will be mine. Oh, yes, he will be mine.

18. Have you ever had a threesome?
No, I'd get too jealous if everyone wasn't paying attention to ME

19. Have you ever had a foursome?
No, but ben keeps suggesting it

20. Are your breasts real?
Duh

21. Have you ever used viagra (or anything like it)?
No, but horny goat weed makes jon cranky

22. Have you ever kissed a stranger?
Like made out with someone, kissed? no peck on the cheek? yes

23. How old were you when you first had sex?
eighteen AND I've only been with Jon ... how precious is that??

24. Have you ever had a one night stand?
Nope always had two hahahahahahahaha yeah I'm a geek

25. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
No, thanks GOD

Good bye 2006 Hello 2007

Working back up at the U -- best move I've made in a lonnnng time. I like the people, I enjoy my work, I'm still not getting paid enough but as that no one wants to pay me 2 million dollars an hour I'm not sure that this is a reasonable request. Happy I'm here though, its working out for me -- I was even able to quit my target job and just work overtime here instead of having two jobs! Excellent -- can't wait to get caught up on everything though so I can just work my normal 40. *sigh* Oh well soon enough right?? Oh and yeah the commute still sucks, but I have my car and I'm pretty sure I'm never gonna give it up. I know, I suck. I'll work on it, I promise.

Anyway.

Heres a survey I stole from alana's site...

lose any friends? Tried to but they kept finding me ... Hide n' seek camping is fun. Lost Maximus Toombs Partridge this year.
make any new friends? A couple, including Misty who I love!
make any new enemies? Well I tried!
develop any new hobbies? Myspaz and Blogger.com
get older? Nope, not gonna either.
do anything you regret? regret not just going to San Diego.. Damn that woulda been fun -- of course I'd prolly be in jail right now if I had...
go to any parties? Several.. from kiddie birthdays to the alcoholympics.
accomplish anything? Seeing the boys 2 times/two meetngreets! but no not too many acomplishments I hate 2006
make much money? No
attend a wedding? No, weird huh?
attend a funeral? again, No, weird...
get any new family members? YES!!!!! ALEXANDAR STRALEY!!!!! *cuddles*
move away? Hahahahahah No I'll prolly die in this house
gain any new perspectives? Not anything life changing but haven't even seen the anti-Mcmovie
get into a verbal fight? Yup..
get into a physical fight? Just with jon
attend any sporting events? Played paintball with my jon
get arrested? No, but I'm sure if we'd gone to san diego I woulda
wreck your car? Please god NO!! I LOVE my car
get a new car? No
make any big purchases? Meh...you hafta have $$ for that
get kicked out of a store, restaurant or any other kind of business? No.. geez
get fired from a job? Nope, but quit a couple
get offered a job? Yeah
get a raise at a job? Yes
learn anything? How to beg
dump your bf/gf? Do I have one? Oh you mean the IMAGINARY ones.. no I love them all so that I could never be rid of them. (stealing alana's answers)
get dumped by your bf/gf? See above.. they all love me as much as I love them..
develop any new health problems? No sir
change as a person? Probably.
get any new piercings? no
get any new tattoos? Nada.. but not 'cause I didn't want to.
attend a concert? WOOHOO! BARENAKED ROADTRIP!!!
crowd surf? Not that kinda concert, ya know?
travel out of state? yup. AZ, NV, WY
read any books? Yeah.. several
travel out of the country? Neva
spend much money? Always
download any music? Both legaly and not
try out any new looks? Dyed my hair darker and it is longer than it has been in a while
sign up for a myspace? Yes
sign up for a facebook? no...what is facebook?
eat a food that you had never eaten before? Yeah carrot butter mmmmmmm
go golfing?? Yes
go bowling? No, haven't been bowling in forever
start to resent something or someone that you used to like? No
In 2006, how many....
different places did you work? 3
times did you go out drinking? Halloween
times did you smoke marijuana? 0
times did you have health problems? 0
times did you go to the movies? lots
concerts did you attend? 2
people did you have sex with? Just one
people tried to have sex with you? Just two
get your ass kicked? Hell no! Bring it!!
crushes did you have? 10,000
times did you attend church? maHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA snort
bad habits did you pick up? none.. I have all I can handle already
"rough nights" did you have? Well I like it rough so....
In 2006, what was?
your favorite day of the year? There was WAY more than 1, but Nov 22 is ranking up there pretty high
your favorite band? Right Do you really have to ask? BNL!
least favorite day of the year? The day rachelle and ben put max down
your favorite movie? Pirates
your favorite song of the year? Sexyback
most expensive thing you stole? mmmm.... nothing... boring I know!
the biggest event you attended? BNL concert.. I think that SLC was the biggest of the 3 venues we hit
something that didn't change at all this year? my pissy demeanor
your favorite holiday? HALLOWEEN
Misc. questions about 2006 A.D.
were you in a hospital this year? Duh I work in one so I better have been there
were you in an ambulance this year? no
did you make any big confessions in 06? nope, and I never will
embarrassed about anything you did this year? Cancelling x-mas
what's the best thing to happen to you this year? 2006 ended
did you meet anyone that you could see yourself marrying? sure did! Sadly we are both already happily married to other people..
did you vote this year? YES SIR!
did you bring sexy back this year? Hell Yes
? 2006 SUCKED
what goals did you set for 2007? 'ta not 'ta