Friday, March 02, 2007

DAMN!!!!

****Warning this is the ramblings of a very tired chick -- for information regarding me being tired please refer to Alana/Barenaked Ladies *************8

It has been a long weird week. Let me emphasise WEIRD. I'm not going into it. No, you can't make me.

Mom is home. Thanks god, I'm extraordinarily lucky, This is my third time in my life having to deal with the ICU (the first time was Steven and was extraordinarily traumatic.) I can't imagine what a basket case the first time jono has to stay in the ICU or someone else my age because this was HARD. Mom has smoked for YEARS I knew this was coming and it STILL sucks being the oldest kid cuz there are decisions you don't want to have to think about making!!

That and I think that my life has changed permanantly this week. DAMN!!!

Thursday, March 01, 2007

bookish

Book Tag!The rules of the game:
1. Find the nearest book to you.
2. Name the book and author.
3. Turn to page 123.
4. Go to the fifth sentence on the page.
5. Copy out the next 3 sentences and post to your blog.
6. Tag three other people

1. keep in mind I'm at work
2. Dorlands pocket medical dictionary/Saunders
3. - 5. Bronchomalacia (brong ko-mah-la'shah) a deficiency in the cartilaginous wall of the trachea or a bronchus that may lead to atelectsis or obstructive emphysema.

mmm sounds yummy.

6. Not into tagging.. if you wanna do it do it. then comment to me that you did so I can read yours too. Like Esther says, good free fun!

Monday, February 05, 2007

Trixxy.... stop scratching.....

Something is wrong with trixxy.... She scratches allllll the time! Damn I hate how deep bassets ears are!!! So now we need to go to the damned vet... maybe I'll just try cleaning her ears really well again. Any thoughts or ideas are welcome.. its not fleas because there are no dots on her ... BELIEVE ME I've looked -- afterall girlfriend sleeps in my bed!! No WAY I'm gonna not CHECK her out!!!!! yuck! Anyway -- thought or ideas welcome....

Friday, February 02, 2007

Yeah GREAT THANKS!!!

So thanks to these people who are are alana's fav links Jon now wants to name our other daughter Mara Jade. I don't know you guys, but he's now obsessed. I think I might have to go be friends with these people -- they seem like they are our kind of people!!

xoxo

Thursday, February 01, 2007

ABCDEDIT

Damn I forgot I've had my head x-rayed many times! DAMN! and I thought I was doing so well....

ABCDEFG.....

ABC - All About Me!
A - available or taken: taken, but available for the men on my "list" (steve? are you listening??)
B- best friend: ALANA and scott, My mommy, my jono
C- cake or pie: Yes Please
D- drink of choice: Cola. I prefer Coke but will drink Pepsi. Capn' Morgan or Vodka absolutely necessary!
E-essential item you use everyday: I dunno, my toothbrush? OOH my CAR I love my car.
F-favorite color: Red
G-gummy bears or worms: both.
H-hometown: Salt Lake City, Utah born and raised
I-indulgence: Ice cream hey that starts with I too!
J-January or February: This ones a hard one... going on a cruise next january, but in general I like feb because thats when my b-day is..
K-kid's names: Trixxy Hobbitses, Tinkerbell, Jinx and Sally Mander. (and of course always annabelle daisy RIP) *DAMN* I just made myself cry, stupid.
L-life incomplete without: Family... and to me, family is whoever I want it to be.
M-marriage date: August 2, 1996
N-number of siblings: Just 1 technically... but alana is my sister from another mister...
O-oranges or apples:Clementines..mmm clementines
P-phobias or fears: Falling (well not so much falling as hitting)
Q-favorite quote: If you can lay on the floor without holding on you haven't drank enough yet.
R-reason to smile: Wild Roadtrips that leave you giggling forever *rawr*
S-season: Summer, I like the hot days and the cool nights and staying up late
T-tag 3 people: Shit... like anyone reads my blog... ummm ok if you are reading this and you haven't been tagged already than you are IT!
U-unknown fact about me: I actually watch the superbowl for the football. weird I know.
V-veggie I don't like: I have to like veggies *sigh* except brussels sprouts..*shiver*
W-worst habit: NO self control (stole this one!)
X-rays: NEVA'
Y-your favorite food: Cheese mmm... or mexican food with lots of cheese on it
Z-zodiac: Aquarius! The quirky weird one!

Monday, January 29, 2007

at it again!

Ok, so this weekedn stayed up til 5am or so, but then got up at 11am to go back to bens to help him start on his basement (he's doing a bedroom bathroom kinda thing. Didn't get home or to bed til 10:30 and then stayed up watching TV forever so now exhausted tired AGAIN. *sigh* gonna go home and take a NAP!!!!

xoxo

Monday, January 22, 2007

Here's something to think about...

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.


Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.


You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.


Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.


A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.


I stopped drinking, but only when I sleep.


This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought.


Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend !!!!


When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.


I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they always worked for me.


The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.


Cocaine is gods way of telling you that you make too much money.


Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.


A bartender is just a pharmacist with a unlimited inventory.


I drink to forget I drink.


I would take a bomb, but I can't stand the noise.


Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.


Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn't hold water.


The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.


Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed be the facts.


Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.


The whole world is about three drinks behind.


I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food.

Clean yer ears, Dick.

Don't ask.

Anyway - have a new retarded hobby. Its called lets stay up til 5 am on saturday night playing stupid guitar hero and then sleep in all day sunday and wonder why we aren't tired til2am sunday night, then go to work tired-as-hell on monday. THAAT ISA GREATTTT IDEA!!! YAY!!!!

Duh.

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Its too cold to go outside and play

1. Ever been to a strip club?
Yes. I even had a lap dance! Jon says he won't go to the strip club with me anymore, but ben says next time he's sitting closer to me HA!!

2. Ever been to a bar?
Way too many to count.

3. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
No, they love me. OOh almost got a bitch kicked out cuz of me an alana! That was fun!

4. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
Technically, no, I'm a pretty good drunk -- you know I can keep it together until I get somewhere safe to fall asleep.

5. Ever been so drunk you passed out?
No, again, I'm a good drunk... sides I'm always worried I'll miss something funny.

6. Kissed someone of the same sex (no relatives)?
Yup, alana at new years (no tongue though ;-P)

7. Thrown up from drinking too much?
Twice. First time from sharing cake with daisy on the floor of the kitchen and the second time from killing 750 ml of vodka by myself when my girl had to be put down.

8. Had sex in a car?
No, jon's a party pooper. That and we'd get caught...

9. Had sex in a park?
Yes. Almost got caught.

10. Had sex in a movie theatre?
No, jon's a paranoid dork.

11. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yes, but not a public one.

12. Had sex at work?
No ewww...

13. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes, many times, with friends, or even by myself blue boutique knows me now.

14. Have you ever purchased items from adult store?
Yes, and not just shoes.

15. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store?
Yes, but it was on piercings and shoes.

16. Is there someone you wished you never had sex with?
No, but theres lots of people I wish I could have sex with...Johnny depp for instance

17. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with?
Yes, but I'm still working on it. It's just a matter of time, and he will be mine. Oh, yes, he will be mine.

18. Have you ever had a threesome?
No, I'd get too jealous if everyone wasn't paying attention to ME

19. Have you ever had a foursome?
No, but ben keeps suggesting it

20. Are your breasts real?
Duh

21. Have you ever used viagra (or anything like it)?
No, but horny goat weed makes jon cranky

22. Have you ever kissed a stranger?
Like made out with someone, kissed? no peck on the cheek? yes

23. How old were you when you first had sex?
eighteen AND I've only been with Jon ... how precious is that??

24. Have you ever had a one night stand?
Nope always had two hahahahahahahaha yeah I'm a geek

25. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
No, thanks GOD

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Good bye 2006 Hello 2007

Working back up at the U -- best move I've made in a lonnnng time. I like the people, I enjoy my work, I'm still not getting paid enough but as that no one wants to pay me 2 million dollars an hour I'm not sure that this is a reasonable request. Happy I'm here though, its working out for me -- I was even able to quit my target job and just work overtime here instead of having two jobs! Excellent -- can't wait to get caught up on everything though so I can just work my normal 40. *sigh* Oh well soon enough right?? Oh and yeah the commute still sucks, but I have my car and I'm pretty sure I'm never gonna give it up. I know, I suck. I'll work on it, I promise.

Anyway.

Heres a survey I stole from alana's site...

lose any friends? Tried to but they kept finding me ... Hide n' seek camping is fun. Lost Maximus Toombs Partridge this year.
make any new friends? A couple, including Misty who I love!
make any new enemies? Well I tried!
develop any new hobbies? Myspaz and Blogger.com
get older? Nope, not gonna either.
do anything you regret? regret not just going to San Diego.. Damn that woulda been fun -- of course I'd prolly be in jail right now if I had...
go to any parties? Several.. from kiddie birthdays to the alcoholympics.
accomplish anything? Seeing the boys 2 times/two meetngreets! but no not too many acomplishments I hate 2006
make much money? No
attend a wedding? No, weird huh?
attend a funeral? again, No, weird...
get any new family members? YES!!!!! ALEXANDAR STRALEY!!!!! *cuddles*
move away? Hahahahahah No I'll prolly die in this house
gain any new perspectives? Not anything life changing but haven't even seen the anti-Mcmovie
get into a verbal fight? Yup..
get into a physical fight? Just with jon
attend any sporting events? Played paintball with my jon
get arrested? No, but I'm sure if we'd gone to san diego I woulda
wreck your car? Please god NO!! I LOVE my car
get a new car? No
make any big purchases? Meh...you hafta have $$ for that
get kicked out of a store, restaurant or any other kind of business? No.. geez
get fired from a job? Nope, but quit a couple
get offered a job? Yeah
get a raise at a job? Yes
learn anything? How to beg
dump your bf/gf? Do I have one? Oh you mean the IMAGINARY ones.. no I love them all so that I could never be rid of them. (stealing alana's answers)
get dumped by your bf/gf? See above.. they all love me as much as I love them..
develop any new health problems? No sir
change as a person? Probably.
get any new piercings? no
get any new tattoos? Nada.. but not 'cause I didn't want to.
attend a concert? WOOHOO! BARENAKED ROADTRIP!!!
crowd surf? Not that kinda concert, ya know?
travel out of state? yup. AZ, NV, WY
read any books? Yeah.. several
travel out of the country? Neva
spend much money? Always
download any music? Both legaly and not
try out any new looks? Dyed my hair darker and it is longer than it has been in a while
sign up for a myspace? Yes
sign up for a facebook? no...what is facebook?
eat a food that you had never eaten before? Yeah carrot butter mmmmmmm
go golfing?? Yes
go bowling? No, haven't been bowling in forever
start to resent something or someone that you used to like? No
In 2006, how many....
different places did you work? 3
times did you go out drinking? Halloween
times did you smoke marijuana? 0
times did you have health problems? 0
times did you go to the movies? lots
concerts did you attend? 2
people did you have sex with? Just one
people tried to have sex with you? Just two
get your ass kicked? Hell no! Bring it!!
crushes did you have? 10,000
times did you attend church? maHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA snort
bad habits did you pick up? none.. I have all I can handle already
"rough nights" did you have? Well I like it rough so....
In 2006, what was?
your favorite day of the year? There was WAY more than 1, but Nov 22 is ranking up there pretty high
your favorite band? Right Do you really have to ask? BNL!
least favorite day of the year? The day rachelle and ben put max down
your favorite movie? Pirates
your favorite song of the year? Sexyback
most expensive thing you stole? mmmm.... nothing... boring I know!
the biggest event you attended? BNL concert.. I think that SLC was the biggest of the 3 venues we hit
something that didn't change at all this year? my pissy demeanor
your favorite holiday? HALLOWEEN
Misc. questions about 2006 A.D.
were you in a hospital this year? Duh I work in one so I better have been there
were you in an ambulance this year? no
did you make any big confessions in 06? nope, and I never will
embarrassed about anything you did this year? Cancelling x-mas
what's the best thing to happen to you this year? 2006 ended
did you meet anyone that you could see yourself marrying? sure did! Sadly we are both already happily married to other people..
did you vote this year? YES SIR!
did you bring sexy back this year? Hell Yes
? 2006 SUCKED
what goals did you set for 2007? 'ta not 'ta

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Whew that was fun!!

So I quit my job about a half a day after getting back from the barenaked groupie trek. That was brillant. fuck. Anyway, so going back to the U of U now. Lucky I stayed in good standing with them. Disappointing though, feels like a huge failure to turn tail and go back, and its the same old drama and crap. At least this is a different job, different boss, and different issues, and better pay. I'll just have to cope for a while, go back to school and try to make something of myself. I'm kinda despondant today -- I was retarded and trying to take care of my car when I put Automatic transmission fluid in the brake cylinder. For those of you who don't know, that apparently will eat your seals and crap in your brake lines and ruin your master cylinder. great. Just what I need. All because I was trying SO hard to BE GOOD and take care of my car. Fate hates me, and I'm pretty sure I must be working off some bad karma from a former life -- I figure it must be from a former life because I haven't had a chance to be that naughty in this one.

Let see... what else can I bitch about??

Nothing I guess. Too busy throwing a pity party for myself. Guess I'll go sleep and hope I wake up to a ed mcmann (yes I know thats spelled wrong but I'm too tired to figure out the correct spelling) kicking my door down to give me a million dollars. Does he still do that or did he retire?? You never hear anything about publishers clearing house anymore -- I know they are still out there shilling magazines but seriously I haven't heard from them in Years! Huh...

so tell me.... When you dream, what do you dream about???

TTFN

Wednesday, November 29, 2006

road trip road trip road trip

Hip hip hooray its a road trip today! Oh not today, sorry, on friday. It will be fun fun fun to get away. Positive thinking brings luck of all sorts right?? Either that or me and alana will be ready to kill each other after three days of traveling together!! Then she'll be happy to see her husby!! (I love scott, but that's keeping in mind I don't hafta live with him ;-D) I love traveling with alana except that she wakes up too damned early. That and now she has insommnia so I'm sure I'll be hearing about all the disgusting sleep habits I have. Joy. Oh well, I'm not going on this trip to sleep! Her getting up early will be an excellent thing because then I won't waste my time sleeping when we need to be on the road and on to the next adventure!!! Whoo hoo!!