Scary.....

So I finally fall asleep at 2:30ish - I hate the time change ... of course I'm thinking I'm ok, cuz well I took a two hour nap at 8pm (which btw was BRILLIANT) and so I'm gonna be ok.

No, no I'm not.

I'm so tired today that I'm walking into walls and people and tripping over footprints which is enough to make anyone feel super cool but then I've got the doctors heckling me. It's not nice to laugh and point, people!

I had a point to this rambling what was it...

OH yeah! So I wake up from a horrible awful nightmare that was just ridiculous but terrifying (e.g. ben in that clown outfit and jon with tenticles growing out of his neck ha ha I almost wrote testicles hee) and I scott (ha ha) sorry SCOOT across the ben (damnit this is getting perverted cuz I can't type worth a fuck today) BED to find my husband - but husband is no there!! where husband? I crack one very bloodshot eye open to see the computer room lit up and husband obviously in playing. *sigh* fine. I don't care. I'm tired. go back to sleep. 20 minutes of tossing and turning later I march my attitude problem in there to yell at him to go to sleeeeeep and that his clickity clacking is keeping me awake. He tells me that he HAD to track a package and that he needed to find out where it was. I tell him that I don't care what he's doing with his package and that he better stop looking at internet porn and go to bed. HA I told HIM!

*sigh*

haven't ya always wanted a monkey?

Learning new things

I've learned something interesting. Now not life-shattering bone-jarring interesting but mildly -- when it comes to opinions you should really just keep your opinon to yourself - even if someone asks for it because you never know when you are going to say something you consider relatively obvious and offend the living hell out of someone.

That and i've learned that I personally need to not exaggerate. It pisses me off when I say some dumbass thing like "oh I've done it a million times" to have some asshole tell me "oh a million huh? I think you've only done it 9 times" Who fuckin cares? its a number jackass get away from me.

xoxo

Look quick this pic may go down faster than a ... well it might be gone soon!

Alana has enough hateful pictures of me that I could seriously regret doing this -but this picture just so fits what we were going through saturday night!!!! Love you lana-butt!!! And to be honest this picture doesn't do that color justice -- lets just say its not a color found in nature!!

Serious Congrats are in order!!!!!

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!

The day we've been waiting for EVER to get here has FINALLY arrived!!!!! At 5:42p I saw the picture of my new nephew and I am in L.O.V.E seriously --he's so cute that I honestly sat and thought about adopting from vietnam because he's DARLING!!!!! THOSE EYES!! OMG I'm dying and I'm in love with this new little man!!! AWESOME!!!

YAY ... I WIN!!!

I've heard people say that Too much of anything is not good for you, baby Oh noBut I don't know about that There's many times that we've loved We've shared love and made love It doesn't seem to me like it's enough There's just not enough of it There's just not enough Oh oh, babe My darling I, can't get enough of your love babe Girl, I don't know, I don't know why Can't get enough of your love babeOh, some things i can't get used toNo matter how I tryJust like the more you give, the more I wantAnd baby, that's no lieOh no, babeTell me, what can I say?What am I gonna do?How should I feel when everything is you?What kind of love is this that you're givin' me?Is it in your kiss or just because you're sweet?Girl, all I know is every time you're hereI feel the changeSomethin' movesI scream your nameDo whatch got to doDarling, I, can't get enough of your love babeGirl, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know whyI can't get enough of your love babeOh no, babeGirl, if only I could make you seeAnd make you understandGirl, your love for me is all I needAnd more than I can standOh well, babeHow can I explain all the things I feel?You've given me so muchGirl, you're so unrealStill I keep loving youMore and more each timeGirl, what am I gonna doBecause you blow my mindI get the same old feelin' every time you're hereI feel the changeSomethin' movesI scream your nameDo whatch got to doDarling, I, can't get enough of your love babeOh no, babeBaby, let me take all of my life to find youBut you can believe it's gonna take the rest of ny life to keep youOh no, babeMy darling I, can't get enoug of your love babeYeah, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know whyCan't get enough of your love babeOh my darling I, can't get enough of your love babeOh babeI don't know, I don't know, I don't know whyI can't get enough of your love babeOh babe

WHO DOES THIS?? WHO GETS BARRY WHITE STUCK IN THEIR HEAD FOR HOURS ON END??

Yes I'd like the platinum throne when I get to hell...

That's funny... speaking of stuck lyrics....

What, am I to wake up suddenly and then enroll at the local college, earn me a degree and I could work weekends? If I've worked real hard I could mow your back yard Ed~ love~ you can mow my backyard any time ya want ;-) or my front yard or any damned thing ya wanna I can go to Europe, travel with my friends I can blow a thousand deutsche marks to get drunk in a pub with some Australians Buy a giant backpack sew a flag on the back I think never is enough (yeah never is enough)I never want to do that stuffI think never is enough (yeah never is enough)You never have to do that stuff I never had to spend a summer planting trees Yes you did I never worked my way through a forest inch by inch doubled over on my hands and knees YES you did! I never spent a single day in retail telling people what they want to hear telling people anything to make a sale Eating in the food courtwith the old and the bored I think never is enough (yeah never is enough) I never want to do that stuff I think never is enough (yeah never is enough) You never have to do that stuff The worlds your oyster shell But what's that funny smell You eat the bivalve anyway you're sick with salmonella You get your Ph.D How happy you will be When you get a job at Wendy's And are honored with employee of the month I think never is enough (yeah never is enough) I never want to do that stuffI think never is enough (yeah never is enough) You never have to do that stuff.

YAY

Ewwww its VD!!

Online Valentines may contain Internet worm, FBI warns
AFPPublished: Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Valentine's Day e-greetings from a stranger could deliver more than the recipient bargained for in the shape of a destructive "Trojan horse" that hijacks computers, the FBI warned Tuesday.
"If you unexpectedly receive a Valentine's Day e-card, be careful," the Federal Bureau of Investigation said in a statement, warning Internet users to "be on the lookout for spam emails spreading the Storm Worm malicious software (malware)."
"The Storm Worm virus has capitalized on various holidays in the last year by sending millions of emails advertising an e-card link within the text of the spam email. Valentine's Day has been identified as the next target," the FBI said.
Heart illuminations for Valentine's Day. Valentine's Day e-greetings from a stranger could deliver more than the recipient bargained for in the shape of a destructive "Trojan horse" that hijacks computers, the FBI warned Tuesday.
The bogus email directs the recipient to click on a link to retrieve an electronic Valentine's Day card.
If the user falls for the ruse, malware will infect their computer or the device they used to connect to the Internet, and make it become part of a Storm Worm botnet, according to the FBI. A botnet is a network of computers that, unbeknownst to their users, forward transmissions, such as spam, viruses and malware, to other computers linked to the Internet.
Botnets can also be used in identity theft, the FBI warned, urging Internet users not to open Valentine's greetings from unknown senders.

They say it's your birthday....

Story of my life

Survey sorta mood

ABSOLUTELY NO LYING QUIZ
1. last cigarette? Last night :-0
2. last beverage: Diet coke
3. last phone call? WV Dodge
4. last text message? I dunno deleted it :-(
5. last CD played: Oh hell I dunno I'm listening to Tupac right now
6: last BUBBLE bath: dunno
7: last time you cried : Last night
8. last meal: Wendy's baked potato
SEVEN have you’s:
1. have you ever dated someone twice?: Umm Jon?
3. have you ever kissed someone & regreted it?: No :-)
4. have you ever fallen in love? Yes
5. have you ever lost someone?: Steven
6.have you ever slept until 2pm?: Noon Yes... two? prolly not
7. have you ever been drunk and thrown up? Yes but only once
SIX things you did in the past three days:1.2.3.4.5.6. Hell I dunno...
list FIVE people you can tell pretty much anything to –1:2:3:4:5: Alana, Ben, Jon, Mom, Trixxy and I dunno ... Moose?
list THREE favorite colors —1:2:3: Red Black Purple
list FOUR things you want to do before you die -1:2:3:4: Sky dive, bungee jump, race car drive and have kids
This month have you…
Laughed until you cried: no
Went behind your parents back? Actually I did and got busted
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT:
1. Your last kiss? Yummy
2. Gay Marriage? go for it
3. Lowering the drinking age? Yes
4. Straight, Gay, or Bi? Ok
5. Who are the best huggers that you know? Seth... he's the bomb at hugging
6. Do you believe in love at first sight? MMMmmmm sure why not
7. Is there something you want to tell someone? Hell no I tell everything I'm thinking about
8. What brand of shirt are you wearing? Haynes Tshirt two of em
9. Would you kiss anyone on your top friends? Is this a myspace survey?
10. What is your current annoyance? Everything and everyone
11. How many kids do you want to have? 2
12. Do you want to change your name? Yeah to apple bottom girl
13. Last time you saw your father? ummmm...... Its been years
14. What did you do for your last birthday? I dunno it was a year ago
15.What time did you wake up today? 8
16. What were you doing at midnight last night: drinking and talking shit
17. Name something you CANNOT wait to do: Finish this survey!
18. What is your favorite thing in your room? My bed
20. Where is your best friend right now? On her way to blue man group with her HUSBAND bastards :-p