Oh yes... she's a blonde again....
Monday, April 21, 2008
Monday, April 14, 2008
More random shit to make me happy ...
Shhh... don't tell Jon - oops oh Hi jon :-)
BARENAKED LADIES PRESENT
SNACKTIME!
Their first kids music CD
In stores May 6th
PRE-ORDER THE CD!
PRE-ORDER THE CD COMBO!
(includes children's book "Snacktime")
Oh yes...we is ordered yay! I'm sure he'll open it and find out before I even get home that night if he doesn't read about it on here!!!
BARENAKED LADIES PRESENT
SNACKTIME!
Their first kids music CD
In stores May 6th
PRE-ORDER THE CD!
PRE-ORDER THE CD COMBO!
(includes children's book "Snacktime")
Oh yes...we is ordered yay! I'm sure he'll open it and find out before I even get home that night if he doesn't read about it on here!!!
Friday, April 11, 2008
Tired today
So tired.... need a nap...or a kick in the arse whichevs
OOhh okkk we're gonna go find us selves some caffine before I do something embarrasing and make a fool outta myself!! yay!
OOhh okkk we're gonna go find us selves some caffine before I do something embarrasing and make a fool outta myself!! yay!
Tuesday, April 08, 2008
Bassett-y goodness
Description
The head is large, with a rounded skull and pronounced occiput. The plane of the muzzle is parallel to the top of the skull. The skin is loose-fitted and falls in folds on the head. The velvety ears are very long and should meet beyond the top of the nose. They should fold and not appear flat. The large teeth should meet in a scissors or level bite. The lips hand down with loose flews. The sad brown eyes should show prominent haw. The expression should be kindly without any harshness. The Basset has a very pronounced dewlap. His chest is very deep and extends in the front of the forelegs. The paws are big and the hindquarters are round. Dewclaws may be removed. The dog's movement should be deliberate, but not clumsy. The coat is short, hard and shiny. There are no rules concerning color, but it is usually white with chestnut or sand-colored markings.
Temperament
The Basset Hound is sweet, gentle, devoted, peaceful and naturally well-behaved. They fit into family life well. Their temperament should always be friendly with never an indication of sharpness or viciousness. They are mild but not timid; very affectionate with its master and friendly with children. It can be a bit stubborn. They like to do tricks for food. It has a deep musical bark. Housebreaking is difficult, but they do well with gentle patient training and positive reinforcement. With proper training, they are obedient, but when they pick up an interesting smell, it's sometimes hard to get their attention.
Height, Weight
Height: Dogs 12-15 inches (30-38cm) Bitches 11-14 inches (28-36cm)
Weight: Dogs 50-65 pounds (23-29kg) Bitches 45-60 pounds (20-27kg)
Health Problems
Do not overfeed these dogs because extra weight places too great a load on the legs and spine. A problem area is possible lameness and eventual paralysis because of short legs and a heavy, long body. As they are prone to bloat, it is also wise to feed them two or three small meals a day instead of one big large meal. The dog should be kept observed for several hours after eating a large meal.
Living Conditions
The Basset hound will do okay in an apartment. They are very inactive indoors but outdoors they will run for hours in play if given the chance. They will do okay without a yard, but should be given plenty of opportunities to run and play to keep it healthy and trim.
Exercise
To keep the Basset Hound healthy, it should be given plenty of exercise, including a long daily walk, but discourage it from jumping and stressing the front legs. This breed will run and play by the hour when given the chance.
Life Expectancy
About 10-12 years
Litter Size
Average of 8 puppies - large litters are common, known to have 15 or more puppies in one litter
Grooming The smooth, short-haired coat is easy to groom. Comb and brush with a firm bristle brush, and shampoo only when necessary. Wipe under the ears every week and trim toenails regularly. This breed is a constant shedder.
Origin The name Basset Hound comes from the French word "bas" meaning low. Some sources suggest the Basset Hound may have originated from genetic dwarf dogs presented in litters of other types of French hunting hounds, however, we do know that it is a rather old breed, descended directly from the Bloodhound. Shakespeare described the Basset Hound with the following poetic image: "Ears which sweep away the morning due." According to research, the true fame of the Basset Hound began in 1863, when it was presented at the Paris Dog Show. Its popularity spread to England where a lively dispute arose between two factions of breeders: Those who wanted to keep the Basset Hound a hunting dog, and those who wanted to transform it into a companion dog. Situated between these two factions were the American breeders who proceeded to develop an extremely pleasing companion dog without sacrificing any of the qualities of the hunter. The breed was recognized by the American Kennel Club in 1885. Its natural bent is for hunting both in the den and in the open. It is therefore, used for the hunting of fox, hare, opossum, and pheasant. Bassets can hunt in packs or alone. It has an excellent sense of smell, but its reflexes are a bit slow. Their slow pace is convenient for hunters on foot and keeps game from being scared out of reach. The Basset's nose is almost as outstanding as the Bloodhound's. George Washington may have owned Basset Hounds given to him by Lafayette after the American Revolution.
So there.
The head is large, with a rounded skull and pronounced occiput. The plane of the muzzle is parallel to the top of the skull. The skin is loose-fitted and falls in folds on the head. The velvety ears are very long and should meet beyond the top of the nose. They should fold and not appear flat. The large teeth should meet in a scissors or level bite. The lips hand down with loose flews. The sad brown eyes should show prominent haw. The expression should be kindly without any harshness. The Basset has a very pronounced dewlap. His chest is very deep and extends in the front of the forelegs. The paws are big and the hindquarters are round. Dewclaws may be removed. The dog's movement should be deliberate, but not clumsy. The coat is short, hard and shiny. There are no rules concerning color, but it is usually white with chestnut or sand-colored markings.
Temperament
The Basset Hound is sweet, gentle, devoted, peaceful and naturally well-behaved. They fit into family life well. Their temperament should always be friendly with never an indication of sharpness or viciousness. They are mild but not timid; very affectionate with its master and friendly with children. It can be a bit stubborn. They like to do tricks for food. It has a deep musical bark. Housebreaking is difficult, but they do well with gentle patient training and positive reinforcement. With proper training, they are obedient, but when they pick up an interesting smell, it's sometimes hard to get their attention.
Height, Weight
Height: Dogs 12-15 inches (30-38cm) Bitches 11-14 inches (28-36cm)
Weight: Dogs 50-65 pounds (23-29kg) Bitches 45-60 pounds (20-27kg)
Health Problems
Do not overfeed these dogs because extra weight places too great a load on the legs and spine. A problem area is possible lameness and eventual paralysis because of short legs and a heavy, long body. As they are prone to bloat, it is also wise to feed them two or three small meals a day instead of one big large meal. The dog should be kept observed for several hours after eating a large meal.
Living Conditions
The Basset hound will do okay in an apartment. They are very inactive indoors but outdoors they will run for hours in play if given the chance. They will do okay without a yard, but should be given plenty of opportunities to run and play to keep it healthy and trim.
Exercise
To keep the Basset Hound healthy, it should be given plenty of exercise, including a long daily walk, but discourage it from jumping and stressing the front legs. This breed will run and play by the hour when given the chance.
Life Expectancy
About 10-12 years
Litter Size
Average of 8 puppies - large litters are common, known to have 15 or more puppies in one litter
Grooming The smooth, short-haired coat is easy to groom. Comb and brush with a firm bristle brush, and shampoo only when necessary. Wipe under the ears every week and trim toenails regularly. This breed is a constant shedder.
Origin The name Basset Hound comes from the French word "bas" meaning low. Some sources suggest the Basset Hound may have originated from genetic dwarf dogs presented in litters of other types of French hunting hounds, however, we do know that it is a rather old breed, descended directly from the Bloodhound. Shakespeare described the Basset Hound with the following poetic image: "Ears which sweep away the morning due." According to research, the true fame of the Basset Hound began in 1863, when it was presented at the Paris Dog Show. Its popularity spread to England where a lively dispute arose between two factions of breeders: Those who wanted to keep the Basset Hound a hunting dog, and those who wanted to transform it into a companion dog. Situated between these two factions were the American breeders who proceeded to develop an extremely pleasing companion dog without sacrificing any of the qualities of the hunter. The breed was recognized by the American Kennel Club in 1885. Its natural bent is for hunting both in the den and in the open. It is therefore, used for the hunting of fox, hare, opossum, and pheasant. Bassets can hunt in packs or alone. It has an excellent sense of smell, but its reflexes are a bit slow. Their slow pace is convenient for hunters on foot and keeps game from being scared out of reach. The Basset's nose is almost as outstanding as the Bloodhound's. George Washington may have owned Basset Hounds given to him by Lafayette after the American Revolution.
So there.
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
Random shit that makes me unhappy
To my two loyal readers I know this will seem random as hell so I apologize in advance and encourage them to skip this post as that it is mostly for me.
Bitch test
1:Ever break up with someone because you were bored with them?
2:Could you ever have a customer service job?
3:Have you ever told your boss to go fuck himself or herself?
4:Was it because he or she was a fucking moron?
5:Do you wake up pissed off?
6:Have you ever had a serious, adult, long-term (longer than 3 years) relationship?
7:Are any of your friends hippies?
8: Do you have many friends, at all?
9:Have you ever caused a scene in a public place just to get your way?
10:Would anyone ever describe you as lovable?
11:Okay, the light turns green, the car in front of you doesn’t move, they don’t respond to the honking or the yelling, is it ok to tap their car with your bumper to get them going?
12: Ever cry when one of your pets died?
13: Do you laugh at people that do cry when their pets die?
14:Have you ever been “talked to” about your attitude or temper?
15:Did it just piss you off even more?
16: Does your phone ring a lot with people that want to hang out with you?
17: Is it okay to lose a fight, if you learned something from it (besides never lose again)?
18: Have you ever been introduced to someone, “And this is [INSERT YOUR NAME], they are a real Asshole/Bitch”?
19: Do people walk on egg-shells around you?
20: Have you ever been asked to NOT show up?
21:Are you “THAT guy” or “THAT girl” at work/school?
22:Do you have a look that you can give that tells people not to fuck with you?
23:Do you applaud other people’s failure?
24:Are happy endings stupid and unrealistic?
25:Been to any good parties lately?
26:Is getting people upset or angry like a hobby to you?
27:Is it wrong to laugh at another person’s expense?
28:...or are those the best kinds of laughs?
29:Do people that know you, avoid you?
30:Is what other people think of you important?
STUPID: adjective meaning "lacking in intelligence", or a noun meaning "someone (or something) exhibiting stupidity"., Stupidity is willful ignorance or unintelligence. This quality can be related to a person's actions, words or beliefs, or those of a group. The adjective is also used as a general pejorative (e.g. "I didn't steal your stupid baseball cap.").
jeal·ous (jěl'əs) Pronunciation Key adj.
Fearful or wary of being supplanted; apprehensive of losing affection or position.
Resentful or bitter in rivalry; envious: jealous of the success of others.
Inclined to suspect rivalry.
Having to do with or arising from feelings of envy, apprehension, or bitterness: jealous thoughts.
Bitch test
1:Ever break up with someone because you were bored with them?
2:Could you ever have a customer service job?
3:Have you ever told your boss to go fuck himself or herself?
4:Was it because he or she was a fucking moron?
5:Do you wake up pissed off?
6:Have you ever had a serious, adult, long-term (longer than 3 years) relationship?
7:Are any of your friends hippies?
8: Do you have many friends, at all?
9:Have you ever caused a scene in a public place just to get your way?
10:Would anyone ever describe you as lovable?
11:Okay, the light turns green, the car in front of you doesn’t move, they don’t respond to the honking or the yelling, is it ok to tap their car with your bumper to get them going?
12: Ever cry when one of your pets died?
13: Do you laugh at people that do cry when their pets die?
14:Have you ever been “talked to” about your attitude or temper?
15:Did it just piss you off even more?
16: Does your phone ring a lot with people that want to hang out with you?
17: Is it okay to lose a fight, if you learned something from it (besides never lose again)?
18: Have you ever been introduced to someone, “And this is [INSERT YOUR NAME], they are a real Asshole/Bitch”?
19: Do people walk on egg-shells around you?
20: Have you ever been asked to NOT show up?
21:Are you “THAT guy” or “THAT girl” at work/school?
22:Do you have a look that you can give that tells people not to fuck with you?
23:Do you applaud other people’s failure?
24:Are happy endings stupid and unrealistic?
25:Been to any good parties lately?
26:Is getting people upset or angry like a hobby to you?
27:Is it wrong to laugh at another person’s expense?
28:...or are those the best kinds of laughs?
29:Do people that know you, avoid you?
30:Is what other people think of you important?
STUPID: adjective meaning "lacking in intelligence", or a noun meaning "someone (or something) exhibiting stupidity"., Stupidity is willful ignorance or unintelligence. This quality can be related to a person's actions, words or beliefs, or those of a group. The adjective is also used as a general pejorative (e.g. "I didn't steal your stupid baseball cap.").
jeal·ous (jěl'əs) Pronunciation Key adj.
Fearful or wary of being supplanted; apprehensive of losing affection or position.
Resentful or bitter in rivalry; envious: jealous of the success of others.
Inclined to suspect rivalry.
Having to do with or arising from feelings of envy, apprehension, or bitterness: jealous thoughts.
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Random shit that makes me happy (yes stolen get it?)
Update: It's official: WB announce 'Deathly Hallows' to be two films directed by Yates
MARCH 13, 2008 at 9:49 AM
Posted by GERISource: Business Wire
Warner Bros. officially announced this morning that the Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows movie will be released in two parts and will be directed by David Yates.
In making the announcement, Warner Bros. Pictures president Jeff Robinov stated:
It has been an honor for our studio to be entrusted with bringing J.K. Rowling’s extraordinary book series to the screen, and we have always felt a great responsibility to be true to her vision. In concluding the film franchise, we recognized that Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is packed with vital plot points that complete the story arcs of all of its beloved characters. That said, we feel that the best way to do the book, and its many fans, justice is to expand the screen adaptation of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows and release the film in two parts. We could not imagine the final chapter of the film franchise being in better hands than those of David Yates.
Part one of the movie will open in November 2010, with part two to be released in quick succession during the summer of 2011.
UPDATE: Screenwriter Steve Kloves adds that the split in the final movie is being done for all the right reasons:
Years ago, we briefly - and seriously - considered doing Goblet of Fire as two films. So this concept is not altogether new. As for Deathly Hallows, I intuited - almost from the first moments I began reading it and certainly once I’d finished - that to realize the story in a single film was going to be a tall order. Others in 'the group' felt similarly. So the idea of two films began to get kicked around as early as late summer of 2007. We didn’t take it lightly. But ultimately everyone felt that despite the challenges it would present, it was the most sound creative decision. I’m sure some will think we’re crazy. My wife looked at me cross-eyed when I first mentioned it. But I’m really excited about it because it should allow us to stretch a bit with the characters and give them the proper send-off. The story is highly emotional and those moments deserve time to breathe. And, personally, I feel we owe it to Jo - in order to preserve the integrity of the work — and the fans - for their loyalty all these years - to give them the best and most complete experience possible. I’d love to do it in three parts!
MARCH 13, 2008 at 9:49 AM
Posted by GERISource: Business Wire
Warner Bros. officially announced this morning that the Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows movie will be released in two parts and will be directed by David Yates.
In making the announcement, Warner Bros. Pictures president Jeff Robinov stated:
It has been an honor for our studio to be entrusted with bringing J.K. Rowling’s extraordinary book series to the screen, and we have always felt a great responsibility to be true to her vision. In concluding the film franchise, we recognized that Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows is packed with vital plot points that complete the story arcs of all of its beloved characters. That said, we feel that the best way to do the book, and its many fans, justice is to expand the screen adaptation of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows and release the film in two parts. We could not imagine the final chapter of the film franchise being in better hands than those of David Yates.
Part one of the movie will open in November 2010, with part two to be released in quick succession during the summer of 2011.
UPDATE: Screenwriter Steve Kloves adds that the split in the final movie is being done for all the right reasons:
Years ago, we briefly - and seriously - considered doing Goblet of Fire as two films. So this concept is not altogether new. As for Deathly Hallows, I intuited - almost from the first moments I began reading it and certainly once I’d finished - that to realize the story in a single film was going to be a tall order. Others in 'the group' felt similarly. So the idea of two films began to get kicked around as early as late summer of 2007. We didn’t take it lightly. But ultimately everyone felt that despite the challenges it would present, it was the most sound creative decision. I’m sure some will think we’re crazy. My wife looked at me cross-eyed when I first mentioned it. But I’m really excited about it because it should allow us to stretch a bit with the characters and give them the proper send-off. The story is highly emotional and those moments deserve time to breathe. And, personally, I feel we owe it to Jo - in order to preserve the integrity of the work — and the fans - for their loyalty all these years - to give them the best and most complete experience possible. I’d love to do it in three parts!
Monday, March 10, 2008
Scary.....
So I finally fall asleep at 2:30ish - I hate the time change ... of course I'm thinking I'm ok, cuz well I took a two hour nap at 8pm (which btw was BRILLIANT) and so I'm gonna be ok.
No, no I'm not.
I'm so tired today that I'm walking into walls and people and tripping over footprints which is enough to make anyone feel super cool but then I've got the doctors heckling me. It's not nice to laugh and point, people!
I had a point to this rambling what was it...
OH yeah! So I wake up from a horrible awful nightmare that was just ridiculous but terrifying (e.g. ben in that clown outfit and jon with tenticles growing out of his neck ha ha I almost wrote testicles hee) and I scott (ha ha) sorry SCOOT across the ben (damnit this is getting perverted cuz I can't type worth a fuck today) BED to find my husband - but husband is no there!! where husband? I crack one very bloodshot eye open to see the computer room lit up and husband obviously in playing. *sigh* fine. I don't care. I'm tired. go back to sleep. 20 minutes of tossing and turning later I march my attitude problem in there to yell at him to go to sleeeeeep and that his clickity clacking is keeping me awake. He tells me that he HAD to track a package and that he needed to find out where it was. I tell him that I don't care what he's doing with his package and that he better stop looking at internet porn and go to bed. HA I told HIM!
*sigh*
No, no I'm not.
I'm so tired today that I'm walking into walls and people and tripping over footprints which is enough to make anyone feel super cool but then I've got the doctors heckling me. It's not nice to laugh and point, people!
I had a point to this rambling what was it...
OH yeah! So I wake up from a horrible awful nightmare that was just ridiculous but terrifying (e.g. ben in that clown outfit and jon with tenticles growing out of his neck ha ha I almost wrote testicles hee) and I scott (ha ha) sorry SCOOT across the ben (damnit this is getting perverted cuz I can't type worth a fuck today) BED to find my husband - but husband is no there!! where husband? I crack one very bloodshot eye open to see the computer room lit up and husband obviously in playing. *sigh* fine. I don't care. I'm tired. go back to sleep. 20 minutes of tossing and turning later I march my attitude problem in there to yell at him to go to sleeeeeep and that his clickity clacking is keeping me awake. He tells me that he HAD to track a package and that he needed to find out where it was. I tell him that I don't care what he's doing with his package and that he better stop looking at internet porn and go to bed. HA I told HIM!
*sigh*
Friday, March 07, 2008
Learning new things
I've learned something interesting. Now not life-shattering bone-jarring interesting but mildly -- when it comes to opinions you should really just keep your opinon to yourself - even if someone asks for it because you never know when you are going to say something you consider relatively obvious and offend the living hell out of someone.
That and i've learned that I personally need to not exaggerate. It pisses me off when I say some dumbass thing like "oh I've done it a million times" to have some asshole tell me "oh a million huh? I think you've only done it 9 times" Who fuckin cares? its a number jackass get away from me.
xoxo
That and i've learned that I personally need to not exaggerate. It pisses me off when I say some dumbass thing like "oh I've done it a million times" to have some asshole tell me "oh a million huh? I think you've only done it 9 times" Who fuckin cares? its a number jackass get away from me.
xoxo
Wednesday, March 05, 2008
Look quick this pic may go down faster than a ... well it might be gone soon!
Alana has enough hateful pictures of me that I could seriously regret doing this -but this picture just so fits what we were going through saturday night!!!! Love you lana-butt!!! And to be honest this picture doesn't do that color justice -- lets just say its not a color found in nature!!
Sunday, March 02, 2008
Serious Congrats are in order!!!!!
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!
The day we've been waiting for EVER to get here has FINALLY arrived!!!!! At 5:42p I saw the picture of my new nephew and I am in L.O.V.E seriously --he's so cute that I honestly sat and thought about adopting from vietnam because he's DARLING!!!!! THOSE EYES!! OMG I'm dying and I'm in love with this new little man!!! AWESOME!!!
The day we've been waiting for EVER to get here has FINALLY arrived!!!!! At 5:42p I saw the picture of my new nephew and I am in L.O.V.E seriously --he's so cute that I honestly sat and thought about adopting from vietnam because he's DARLING!!!!! THOSE EYES!! OMG I'm dying and I'm in love with this new little man!!! AWESOME!!!
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
YAY ... I WIN!!!
I've heard people say that Too much of anything is not good for you, baby Oh noBut I don't know about that There's many times that we've loved We've shared love and made love It doesn't seem to me like it's enough There's just not enough of it There's just not enough Oh oh, babe My darling I, can't get enough of your love babe Girl, I don't know, I don't know why Can't get enough of your love babeOh, some things i can't get used toNo matter how I tryJust like the more you give, the more I wantAnd baby, that's no lieOh no, babeTell me, what can I say?What am I gonna do?How should I feel when everything is you?What kind of love is this that you're givin' me?Is it in your kiss or just because you're sweet?Girl, all I know is every time you're hereI feel the changeSomethin' movesI scream your nameDo whatch got to doDarling, I, can't get enough of your love babeGirl, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know whyI can't get enough of your love babeOh no, babeGirl, if only I could make you seeAnd make you understandGirl, your love for me is all I needAnd more than I can standOh well, babeHow can I explain all the things I feel?You've given me so muchGirl, you're so unrealStill I keep loving youMore and more each timeGirl, what am I gonna doBecause you blow my mindI get the same old feelin' every time you're hereI feel the changeSomethin' movesI scream your nameDo whatch got to doDarling, I, can't get enough of your love babeOh no, babeBaby, let me take all of my life to find youBut you can believe it's gonna take the rest of ny life to keep youOh no, babeMy darling I, can't get enoug of your love babeYeah, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know whyCan't get enough of your love babeOh my darling I, can't get enough of your love babeOh babeI don't know, I don't know, I don't know whyI can't get enough of your love babeOh babe
WHO DOES THIS?? WHO GETS BARRY WHITE STUCK IN THEIR HEAD FOR HOURS ON END??
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